Maschalagnia is the term used to define a sexual attraction to armpits. Believe it or not, there are many, many people in the world who like the sniff and even have sex with other people’s armpits.
In a recent Reddit thread titled [Straight guys]: would you let a gay guy lick your [armpits]?, a gay man asks straight guys if they’d ever be into letting him sniff their stinky pits. Their responses may surprise you.
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“I want to bury my face in a straight guy’s armpit,” the man confesses. “I want to worship a part of his body that he’s been trained to think of as dirty or undesirable. I want to inhale his scent and make him feel pleasure in a way he’s never thought about before.”
He continues: “The question is: how? So I want to poll the straight guys of Reddit (esp. 18-50ish, fit/muscled guys): would you ever let a gay guy lick (or at least sniff/touch) your pits? If so, under what circumstances?”
Now let’s take a look at people’s responses…
Some guys were totally into the idea:
“If I knew the guy…sure why not,” one gentleman wrote.
“Get a few drinks in me first after three beers I’ll do just about anything,” another added.
“I’d be fine with it,” a third one said.
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Others were offended by it:
“I only do sexual things when all parties involved get something out of it,” one man said. “And I would not get anything out of that. Also, that’s clearly letting someone enjoy a kink and using me as a sexual object. I don’t want to be a sexual object!”
Several said they’d do it, but only for money.
“Only if I get some money or an item I desire out of this activity,” one guy wrote.
“I think I could deal with that for the right monetary compensation,” another said. “If I could make a quick buck doing basically nothing, I’d do it.”
When asked how much they would want, the fees varied significantly.
“$5 a minute,” one guy quoted.
“$50 to smell, $100 to lick,” another said.
“I’m thinking I’d need at least like $500-$1000,” a third declared. “I’m a high class armpit call dude.”
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But perhaps the most useful response came this person:
“I think you’ll have better luck with a gay/bi man, or a bi-friendly couple. Mostly because even the nicest straight guys aren’t going to get anything out the arrangement.”
Billy Budd
I do lick my boyfriend’s armpit on occasion, especially when he is fresh out of the shower. I also lick his balls, dick, and nipples. But I don’t go on that OTHER territory because I don’t consider it hygienic. I am sure he would love me to do it, because he is a true bottom, but it is way beyond my powers.
Paco
You never disappoint with the sharing of your fetish for straight guys with us, GG.
It is probably the most consistent and noticeable thing about Queerty. Don’t ever change.
Billy Budd
@Paco: I agree. Queerty has an unusual number of posts about straight guys. It is weird.
bottom250
I will sniff and lick their arm pits, sweethearts. I love the smell and taste of men.
Marky
@Billy Budd: It’s an effete self-hating thing.
Dave Downunder
I agree with the above comments about Quertie’s and GG’s obsession with articles about straight men. The reddit author along with many other men in the gay community also seem to have the same preoccupation which is a little concerning.
DistingueTraces
Normally posts like this one make me grit my teeth, but this one is so pointless and dumb that I kind of love it?
Blackceo
This is just nasty. To each his own though.
JessPH
Maybe during or after a shower but other than that then it’s a huge NO. Not even if he is the hottest straight of gay guy ever. An armpit is an armpit. It stinks regardless of how good looking a person is.
Scribe38
File under TMI, but my husband never has b.o. unless he’s working under a car all day. I don’t know why, but the smell of him turns me on. He always tries to jump right into the shower and I always try to bang him before he gets to. I’m a fan of dudes pits. It isn’t a fetish for me. Meaning I don’t have to do it every time or do it to get off; I just like the smell sometimes.
Scribe38
@Billy Budd: I only do that act you are referring to twice a year, on birthdays and Christmas with lots and lots of prep. Unfortunately for my husband he was born on 12/25 so he only gets it once.
TravisLopez
My boyfriend and I lick each other quite a lot… I don’t quite get the fantasy over straight guys, they kinda turn me dead off.
martinbakman
@Billy Budd: Zac Efron posts are a close 2nd. Their fantasy celeb.