Straight Foreign Widows of Americans No Longer Deported! Gay Foreign Alive Partners? Bye!

Just like Rhode Island, the federal government wants to give dead people more rights than the living! Except under President Obama, it’s straight dead people who have the most rights. From now on, the government will stop deporting foreigners who married an American should that American die. For gay couples consisting of a foreigner and an American? Yeah, you’re still gonna get split up. Happy day!