“Kyle accidentally started a lesbian cult.”
That sentence may trigger adolescent fantasies in some men, but the reality is far less titillating for the guy involved.
In a likely attempt at Snapchat sexting efficiency, “Kyle” tried to message a group of women he’d been pursuing. By the women’s own logic, his intention was likely to send nudes.
But that’s not what Kyle did.
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Instead, he set up a group chat with all the women, who quickly realized how amusing the situation was.
“Kyle probably wanted to send nudes to all of us but ended up creating a group,” reasoned one of the group’s unwitting members.
Others agreed before someone cracked the joke: “We should kick him out of the group and just send each other nudes.”
Or… was it a joke?
“I’m always down for that,” someone else wrote, and another quickly chimed in, “Oh my god I am so down.”
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“I like girls, so this will be a dream,” said one of the women.
After some photos were exchanged, one exclaimed: “Wait excuse me. HOW R U ALL SO HOT”
And that’s how we get to this glorious use of the English language: “Kyle accidentally started a lesbian cult.”
Here’s how the chat played out, minus all identifying information and photos:
The screenshots were uploaded by one of the women, Elizabeth (@springbreak2005), on Twitter, where the post has received over 100K shares:
I hung out with this guy a couple times last semester and this morning he tried to snapchat me and a bunch of other girls but accidentally started a huge groupchat and pic.twitter.com/CgSG5xGgro
— Elizabeth ? (@springbreak2005) April 20, 2018
Hillers
Bhaaahahaahaahaaaaaaa! Brillz. And the guy in pic… hubba hubba.
SnakeyJ
Why do women pretend they’re bi? It’s so dumb.
BivisibleGuy
Maybe women are just more open to the idea that you can appreciate more than one gender. The idea that masculine “norms” are not the norm but the concept of patriarchal ideals. Just a thought…
AntBee
My thoughts, exactly, BivisibleGuy.
LibraOracle
Honey, gay men are more likely to pretend being bi than women, females are more likely to be bisexual than males who are more likely to be gay or straight. Now ttake a seat.
phallictomato
I’m calling BS on this one. Bet they just wanted to get a little fame so the girls came up with this story and posted it to get followers. Whatever you wanna do for fame, I guess… I mean, the kardashians are famous for no reason, so… meh.
jazz23
We have been keen to look for the snapchat account here and we can learn to hack snapchat password here online.