“Kyle accidentally started a lesbian cult.”
That sentence may trigger adolescent fantasies in some men, but the reality is far less titillating for the guy involved.
In a likely attempt at Snapchat sexting efficiency, “Kyle” tried to message a group of women he’d been pursuing. By the women’s own logic, his intention was likely to send nudes.
But that’s not what Kyle did.
Instead, he set up a group chat with all the women, who quickly realized how amusing the situation was.
“Kyle probably wanted to send nudes to all of us but ended up creating a group,” reasoned one of the group’s unwitting members.
Others agreed before someone cracked the joke: “We should kick him out of the group and just send each other nudes.”
Or… was it a joke?
“I’m always down for that,” someone else wrote, and another quickly chimed in, “Oh my god I am so down.”
“I like girls, so this will be a dream,” said one of the women.
After some photos were exchanged, one exclaimed: “Wait excuse me. HOW R U ALL SO HOT”
And that’s how we get to this glorious use of the English language: “Kyle accidentally started a lesbian cult.”
Here’s how the chat played out, minus all identifying information and photos:
The screenshots were uploaded by one of the women, Elizabeth (@springbreak2005), on Twitter, where the post has received over 100K shares:
I hung out with this guy a couple times last semester and this morning he tried to snapchat me and a bunch of other girls but accidentally started a huge groupchat and pic.twitter.com/CgSG5xGgro
— Elizabeth ? (@springbreak2005) April 20, 2018