How much would it cost to turn a straight man gay for an evening? That’s what one Reddit user wants to know.
The post boldly asks:
Straight guys of Reddit, a gay man offers you $600 to have sex with him, would you? It would be a one time thing, easy cash.
And now, the responses…
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A number of guys seemed open to the idea, but wanted more information.
“Condoms involved?” one guy asks. “Sure, why not. I pay my damn doctor to finger me once a year as it is. I dunno if I could maintain an erection long enough to do a guy well enough as a top though. Depends on the guy, I guess.”
“What kind of sex?” another inquires. “What would I have to do?”
“It would depend on the guy,” a third fella writes. “Like, I’m not attracted to guys, but there would be things that would make a guy more or less attractive. If he was fat, hairy and smelly I’d say no.”
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Several guys said they’d consider it but felt the price was a little too low.
“No, not for that price,” one guy writes.
“$600 might be too little,” another adds. “At least like $1000, a verified test showing no STDs, and a promise that my colon wouldn’t bust open from something like that.”
“Not for $600,” a third man says. “Dream on.”
Others thought it was a great deal.
“If I topped him, then heck yeah I would,” one man writes.
“Yes,” another one says. Then he stipulates: “But not penetrative.”
“I’d do it for that amount,” a third guy says. “No big deal.”
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And then there were those who said no amount of money could ever buy their love.
“I don’t think so,” one man says. “I just don’t find men attractive. I appreciate a handsome man but I wouldn’t actually have sex with a guy. Even if I did I wouldn’t want to do it for money.”
“I’ve done some shady and wrong shit for money, but just can’t do the gay thing,” another adds.
So there you have it, folks.
Goforit
Maybe a better question…. How many of us would have sex with a woman for $600? I would have to pass.
Lookingood1
Yes please
Heywood Jablowme
You guys never get tired of tis “straight guy” stuff, do you.
Chris
Dear Queerty, you don’t have to repost everything you find on Reddit. For some reason, this article is simply offensive. Love and kisses on the day Hillary wins, your humble servant.
Guy068
@Goforit: Nose plugs and blindfold and MAYBE I could do it…
nmharleyrider
What would be the point? There are gay guys around who would have sex with you for nothing and it would more than likely be much better sex at that.
Jack Meoff
What a totally reductive bullshit article not ot mention some of the reddit responses being totally offensive.
baggins435
@Goforit: I have to agree. I’m 55 and I’ve never even kissed a woman. I didn’t even date girls in high school. Gross. I also have two gay brothers who have never done anything with women.
Brian
Sexual penetration is different from fondling or kissing. There is such a wide spectrum of types of activity that two men can do. Let’s not reduce it all to sexual penetration.
scotshot
Most straight men can be had for the price of a six-pack + they do everything. In the morning they’re all “I sure was drunk last night. I don’t remember thing after 11pm. Then they want to go drinking again the next weekend.
Scribe38
@Goforit: Well I’ve done it so free, so why not for 600 hundred bucks?
CaliKyle
@scotshot: Yep. Been there, had that.
CaliKyle
@baggins435: You’re 55 and labeling sex with women “gross?” Yeah, that’s immaturity not homosexuality driving that opinion. It’s insulting and unfair when gay sex is described by others in deragatory terms. That same logic extends to hetero sex.
captainburrito
@Goforit: I’d do it for an amount so high that there would be no takers and i could not blame them. I know i’m not worth it. lols
Sluggo2007
Whoever writes this bullshit needs to be fired.
Eye of the Beholder
The fact that bottoming for the cash sounded the most appropriate tells the full story. No if you’ll stick your d— in pussy then you’ll stick it in anything so tell me why on Earth would having sex with a straight dude make any sense just to top some repressed queen who thinks she’s getting over? None.
“And then there were those who said no amount of money could ever buy their love.”
Love? And don’t flatter yourselves. I wouldn’t even be THAT gullible sailor.
dustashed
@Goforit: I’d do it, $600 is a LOT of money. plus im sure it won’t be too bad
tghost54
I can understand. I don’t think Mr.Winkie could cooperate to have sex with a woman.
Honestly by the way, is never offensive. Those sheeple snowflakes that do should run to their safe places with their Hillary Clinton plush doll and wait for Santa Claus to come get them.
tghost54
I can understand why some wouldn’t.
I don’t think Mr.Winkie could cooperate to have sex with a woman.
Also guys honesty is never offensive. It’s a virtue.