Unsolicited dick pics. We’ve all fallen victim to a few. Including Imgur user Syntax1985. He got so sick of guys sending him pictures of their junk that he decided to take matters into his own hands.
“I’m a straight man, so when I receive a dick pic, I pretend to be a doctor and see if I can prank the sender,” he explains. “Usually it doesn’t work, but every now and then I get a laugh out of it.”
Like, for instance, this conversation he recently had with a guy, where he managed to convince the man he had a deadly disease on his dong:
Commenters seemed to appreciate the advice. Some even offered a few additional suggestions.
“Experts in the field additionally note that adding two teaspoons of chili paste to the mixture halves the required treatment time,” one person joked.
“Fitting that someone who sends unwanted dicks pics doesn’t grasp big words like urologist,” another person wrote.
What are you strategies for dealing with unsolicited pics? Share them (the strategies, not the pics!) in the comments section below…