Unsolicited dick pics. We’ve all fallen victim to a few. Including Imgur user Syntax1985. He got so sick of guys sending him pictures of their junk that he decided to take matters into his own hands.
“I’m a straight man, so when I receive a dick pic, I pretend to be a doctor and see if I can prank the sender,” he explains. “Usually it doesn’t work, but every now and then I get a laugh out of it.”
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Like, for instance, this conversation he recently had with a guy, where he managed to convince the man he had a deadly disease on his dong:
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Commenters seemed to appreciate the advice. Some even offered a few additional suggestions.
“Experts in the field additionally note that adding two teaspoons of chili paste to the mixture halves the required treatment time,” one person joked.
“Fitting that someone who sends unwanted dicks pics doesn’t grasp big words like urologist,” another person wrote.
What are you strategies for dealing with unsolicited pics? Share them (the strategies, not the pics!) in the comments section below…
Deepdow
He liked it.
Paco
“Fitting that someone who sends unwanted dicks pics doesn’t grasp big words like urologist,”
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Ha! My favorite comment about the creep.
Darsithis
I guess I have absolutely no idea why a straight man is getting these kind of pictures. Just what the hell is he talking on that people do that?
He BGB
Would he explain WHY he’s getting these photos? Also, anybody that would fall for I’m a doctor and you have such and such, please.
Donston
Another pointless article used as an excuse to write about “straight guys”.
ChrisK
@Darsithis: Better joke should be played on the douche pretending to be the “straight guy”. “You’re hot. I love straight guys! When can we get together? Let’s meet up”. Keep texting the closet case for shits and giggles as they walk around totally confused.
Patsy Stoned 75
Creepy gays that send out unsolicited dick pics (and you know they do),give the rest of us a bad name.
Karrnal
The recipient obviously has too much free time, if he can bother engaging in such lengthy responses. What to do if you receive unwanted mail? Hit the Delete button, baby. Or better yet, just disconnect.
Roan
Where is the good doctor hanging out on social media that he is connected with gay men to receive dick pics in the first place?
@Patsy Stoned 75:
@Paco:
Please feel free to GFY.
ChrisK
@Patsy Stoned 75: I think it’s totally disgusting! Besides my asshole is so much prettier to look at. Anyone interested in looking lemme know and I’ll send you some pics.
Paco
@ChrisK: At least you offer before blindly sending.
DeserTBoB
Did you READ the gay guy’s response? He’s an idiot! THIS is how and why HIV is still spreading with infection rates rising to levels not seen since the ’80s….stupidity. Biggest one I see out there now: “Oh…it won’t kill you….just take a pill!” I’ve since cut off the gay community, except for a few close friends with some brains. The twinks and other kiddies out there these days? COMPLETE morons.
mujerado
@Patsy Stoned 75: The only one who can give you a bad name is you. Anyone who judges a whole group by the actions of a few is a bigot anyway; who cares what they think?
europeanguy
wait wait wait “we’ve all been the victim of unsolicited dick pics” where have i been? ive never gotten one…..now im jelous
Paco
Before the digital age of unsolicited dick pics, we called these men Flashers. They usually looked creepy and wore trench coats.
Progress, I suppose.
joe
the thing i never can understand is why anyone, when trading pics, would send a “dic only” pic?? i mean on a hook up site we can kinda all figure most all the guys have a dic? a dic only pic does not show anything what a guy looks like. why wouldnt you send a full body front facing picture? you know a picture thats actually gives an idea what you look like?? if its a nude pic then send the face separately..
JodyBoy
@joe I have always been stymied by the same thing. That and what’s the attraction with “glory holes”? I wanna see a nice body (twink in my case) and without that, I have no interest.
lambchopp59
Seems a scourge of most dating sites. Seems if it has “gay” in it at all, seems to me about half the guys just go for the sexual solicitation angle before you even know the color of their eyes. Soon as I respond to a genuine sounding ad, and get the minimalist responses with a dick pic or just some “quickie when ya wanna fuck”, the conversation’s done. Flipside being some who don’t even give the courtesy of a response at all, so they can go right on looking for Mr Perfect without networking, which would probably be the best avenue to finding the long-term partner they advertise.
Sure, been catfished, stood up, met misrepresented men more times than I can count.
But the long term friends and valuable acquaintances I’ve ever met, I met personally.
Captain Obvious
“Straight guy” going out of his way to attract gay guys and then bait them into coming off as “stupid” for his own amusement. What a clown. Total closet case.
StuBur
Is pretending to be a Doctor and giving out Medical advice , especialy misleading advice, not an offence. I am sure it is in the UK
Jack Meoff
@StuBur: @StuBur: The advice he gave was not really medical and anyone with half a brain would have caught on and realised they were being pranked.
My2Cents
i would love to get a dick pic. No one ever sends me one! How do I get in on this?
MaxTaste
I have never received an unsolicited dick pic. I guess I just don’t hang in those circles where that kind of stuff happens.
touchet
Same here, I wish I could figure out how he got on the list to get those pics. Since there are guys who want to get them and don’t, makes me wonder if it’s a made up story.
dubstepskater94
@Captain Obvious: Totally agree!!! This guy is probably one of those creepers who wants to come out but afraid of what society thinks…
BUT… on a different note, I think guys (or girls) who send dick/vajaja pics is trashy anyway… I mean… C’mon, the real thing is so much better… but gotta give the “pic collectors” something to masterbate to… ?
SonOfKings
I don’t mind unsolicited nude pics from guys, so long as the whole body (and preferably their face) is shown. Those stand alone dick pics are just awful and insulting, as they suggest you must only care about dick. And I must say older men are just as bad, if not worse, than younger men in sending these kinds of photos.
ChrisK
@SonOfKings: Depends how the stand alone dick pic is filmed. Like if you’re trying to call attention to it’s size with a hand or ruler then it’s more then appreciated.
ChrisK
@dubstepskater94: I’d prefer to see it first then be disappointed when it’s the “real thing”. Lol
radiooutmike
How does he even get dick pics as a straight guy…?
You do have to go fishing to catch the trout, as it were. I barely get dick pics as a gay guy as it is.
touchet
I wish I had his problem. I’ve heard about these unsolicited pictures of men’s junk and wonder how one gets on the list to receive them. I’d love to get those and look at all those.
batesmotel
Yeah, the obvious question is why is he receiving so many dick pics. We know why I receive an abundant amount of dick pics, it’s because I’m on sleazy gay app so I asked for it. Not that it interests me when you’ve seen hundreds of dicks flying in your face. It suddenly becomes boring.