Straight Man Unsure About His Buddy’s Shower Room Butt-Slapping Antics

A college baseball enthusiast has found himself in a bit of a predicament. His buddy slaps his naked bottom every time they’re in the shower room together, and he’s not quite sure what to make of it. So he wrote into Mark Joseph Stern at Slate’s Ask A Homo advice vlog for help.

“My best friend from childhood just came home from college and we joined the community baseball team,” the man’s letter begins. “Sometimes, in the shower, he smacks me in the butt.”

“I don’t like it,” the man continues, “but he acts like it’s no big deal, and he’s just playing around.”

“Should I be concerned that he may be homosexual?” the man wonders.

See Stern’s advice to the man in the video below…