It’s happening again. Another “Straight Pride” parade. This time in the great state of Texas.
The hate fest is scheduled to take place in Dallas on November 16. The event is being organized by the alt-right hate group Super Happy Fun America, the same group that produced “Straight Pride” in Boston on August 31.
Organizers have applied for a march permit and say they expect up to 2,000 people to participate, though if the event in Boston is any indication, it will likely draw closer to 200. Currently, the parade’s Facebook event page has 26 confirmed RSVPs.
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Boston’s “Straight Pride” event attracted just a couple hundred supporters, who were vastly outnumbered by over 1000 counter-protestors. Police ended up working 9,000 in overtime that day, costing taxpayers $600,000.
According to an official announcement for the Dallas event released by Super Happy Fun America, the parade hopes to bring “attention to the sexualization and corruption of America’s children” and protect “our constitutional republic” which organizers fear is “continually under attack.”
“Straight people are an oppressed majority,” says organizer John Hugo. “We will fight for the right of straights everywhere to express pride in themselves without fear of judgement and hate.”
“The day will come when straights will finally be included as equals among all of the other orientations,” Hugo proclaims.
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wellinmysoul
how fun…
Cam
“”According to an official announcement for the Dallas event released by Super Happy Fun America, the parade hopes to bring “attention to the sexualization and corruption of America’s children” and protect “our constitutional republic” which organizers fear is “continually under attack.”””
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1. Sexualization and corruption of America’s children? Interesting how I don’t see this group releasing statements against people like Jeffrey Epstein while he was around. You know, the guy who corrupted and raped kids?
2. Nothing in LGBT rights upsets the Republic.
So nope, just a bunch of bigots to are too weak to admit they’re just marching because they’re bigots.
innocentgay
These people are insane. If you want to suck a d, suck a d. All this time they spend obsessing over it and never doing it must be MADDENING.
CarrieV
These guys are just sad that no one’s sucking their d.
mountainmaat
“Super Happy Fun America” who’s the headliner ? Happy Tree Friends??? lmao Dallas queens will eat them for breakfast.
dinard38
“Straight people are an oppressed majority,” says organizer John Hugo.
Funniest line EVER!!!
Jon in Canada
“Straight Pride”, because yes, they’ve been ever so oppressed since never.
Talk about fragile snowflakes.
IanHunter
What next? Straight bars in Texas?
rustyiam
Woo hoo more fuel for those who thrive on being outraged and are always on the look out for new opportunities to act all self righteous!
Goforit
Mirror, mirror on the wall.
James
THEY SHOULD REALLY CALL IT “THE MOST HATED PEOPLE IN AMERICA RALLY” BECAUSE REALLY OTHER THAN NAZI SCUM THEY HAVE NO FRIENDS.
djmcgamester
Stop with the Nazi crap. So overused. It loses meaning when everyone gets called a Nazi. It ends up being: disagree with me = Nazi.
I do think kids are sexualized these days but I happen to think it began with child beauty pageants. Not a fan of children dancing on stage in drag in gay bars. To me, these things are the same. That said, they are not hitting the major points about Epstein and whoever his clients were.
Vince
Plenty of connection to real Nazi’s with pics to prove it so calling them Nazi’s is spot on right.
Goforit
Well let’s see. I am against white supremacy, against fascism, against bigotry and homophobia and concentration camps (“detention centers”). So yes, if they disagree with me on those concepts they are Nazis. Aka Republicans.
Thad
I’m arriving in Dallas November 20. Too late for this nonsense, thank goodness. I hope I don’t have to step in the garbage left behind.
Now, Dallas Pride is quite worth going to. Actual glee, merriment, and fun.
Bob LaBlah
Strait Pride offers the opportunity of a lifetime for gay porn companies to boost their monthly members. What they should do is print up THOUSANDS of flyers, cards and such advertising their websites in such a way where these god fearing white christians will not only be shocked but they will HAVE to “go over to” those sites and see for themselves the outright smut they contain. At least a quarter of them will become monthly members and if that crowd numbers into the thousands…..well, I’m sure many of you get the idea. Not all protests against gays should be looked at in a negative way. This is America people and the bills have to be paid, sexual orientation be damned.
PLAYS WELL WITH OTHERS
Like the Gay kid who urged people to reserve spots for an orange puppet rally and there were thousands of empty seats, people should RSVP to this pathetic noxious event. Sure they will have tens of people attending…
Bob LaBlah
How does one RSVP to a parade?