Stretch!

Alright, the speculation surrounding Madonna/A-Rod marriage drama has officially jumped the shark: “…Rodriguez attended Madonna’s half-hour promotional show at the Roseland Ballroom in New York on April 30. But no one’s mentioned that just the day before, April 29, the Yankees placed A-Rod on the 15-day disabled list… What was A-Rod’s injury? A grade 2 groin pull that occurred during a game against Baltimore on the 20th.” Madonna denies it all, of course. [Fox News]