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Students Watched Porn, Masturbated In Class As Part Of “Gay Test”

Don’t try to fathom the mindset of adolescent boys: A group of seventh-graders at Bell Middle School in San Diego have been suspended for allegedly watching porn on their cell phones and openly masturbating in class, all as part of a “gay test” a student created.

Nine boys were suspended altogether after classmates went to school administrators. Some of those who protested the grope sessions say teacher Ed Johnson ignored their complaints, supposedly saying he’d send the offenders to the principal if he caught them.  “It really made me and the other students mad that he wouldn’t do anything,” One student told the U-T San Diego newspaper “It was affecting our education and it was nasty, also.”

The idea behind the challenge was that if a student got turned on watching certain porn videos, it meant he was gay. We don’t know about all that, but we do have a fairly good “gay test” of our own: If a boy suggests his classmates masturbate to see who’s a homo, he’s probably gay.

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14 Comments

  • Joey Boots

    haha eight out of the nine got played – i’m gonna try this on hot straight guys.

  • ME

    “Openly masturbating” DURING class. Pretty evident while the suspension was warranted.

  • Jake

    mmm kay!

  • Spike

    So a bunch of str8t guys were watching gay porn under the guise the if they got turned on they were gay, but were also masturbating. So basically, a bunch of guys were watching gay porn and masturbating. Sounds kinda gay to me.

  • Ben

    A similar thing like this happened at my school. No one got suspended but a few guys got off (though they still are straight).

  • PRINCE OF SNARKNESS aka DIVKID

    omg, this also happened at my all-boys catholic high school in liverpool, and a very rough working class place it was too. difference is, they didn’t have internet back then, nor probably cell phones — okay they did, but you’d need BOTH hands to hold ’em. technological advancement is not always progress!

    the perps were a group of hard lads (no pun intended), all bullying homophobes to a man (boy). it all happened under their desks and they weren’t that bothered to conceal it, infact it was as much sexual intimidation tactic as anything. it soon came to a climax (ahem) after a middle age female teacher with a heart complaint went on sick leave because of the stress.

    welcome to the strange twilight world of the heterosexual!

  • Some Random Guy

    “Don’t try to fathom the mindset of adolescent boys…”

    I bet most of us vividly remember being adolescent boys. (Don’t you?) Most of us just didn’t have cellphones in school yet, that’s all.

  • KyleW

    I think that stories like this simply demonstrate the suggestion that few males are 100% monosexual, and sexuality comes a distant second to ejaculation in the mind of many teen boys.

    In some ways, it’s a good thing if everyone just realised the implications…

  • Gay Bacon

    Lmao I get the feeling I’ve seen this on an episode of South Park

  • Joshua

    Isn’t this just evidence that no man is really straight, but as some sexologist believe multisexual?

  • D P

    Reminds me of a pin-on button I read: “Does this dick in my mouth make me look gay?”

  • PTBoat

    It’s just a 21st century game of milky biscuit.

  • CHRIS

    hoi ben chris holland 35jaar wonen utrecht hou van veel men .

  • KLCR

    As far as gay tests go, I think this one is far preferable to whatever nonsense these fools were passing around. Seriously, though. This is reductive and a little offensive.

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