Great news for grilled cheese lovers and their partners.
A groundbreaking new study has found that people who enjoy grilled cheese sandwiches have more sex than those who refrain from eating the gooey treat.
4,600 people participated in the study, which was conducted by the dating app Skout.
73 percent of respondents who said they liked grilled cheese sandwiches reported that they had sex at least once a month, compared to only 63 percent of those who said they didn’t like the sandwiches.
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That’s a 10 percent difference.
32 percent of respondents who said they enjoyed grilled cheese sandwiches reported that they had sex at least six times per month, while only 27 percent of non-grilled-cheese-lovers said the same.
But the parallel between indulging in an occasional grilled cheese sandwich and getting laid more often extends far beyond the bedroom.
84 percentof respondents who said liked the snack also said they loved to travel and considered themselves to be adventurous, compared to 78 percent of anti-grilled cheesers.
Grilled cheese fans also reported being more charitable at 81 percent, compared to 66 percent.
Interestingly, a study released last September found that men with obvious bellies lasted an average of five minutes longer in the sack than their thinner brethren.
Perhaps there’s a correlation?
In any event, we know what we’ve having for lunch today.
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h/t: Pink News
Ken VanArsdale
Stupid
Colin McCoy
Well I guess I’m bucking that trend. ;_;
jwtraveler
White or whole wheat? American, swiss or cheddar? I want all the facts before I head off to the market.
Milk
I just made grilled cheese sandwich this morning. Just so I can say I have more sex than average people.
gjg64
Another reason to love a good old grilled cheese sandwich…..and it’s American on White…..all others are uppity.
Lee Bryan
is there anyone who doesn’t like grilled cheese sandwiches
Bobby Singh
Philip
kurt_t
The grilled cheese sandwich depicted above is far too young, smooth and lean for my taste. Give me a stiff, crusty grilled cheese sandwich made with a stale baguette and a quarter pound of pungent moldy Stilton any day. And send that delicate, glistening morsel back to the middle school cafeteria where you found it.
Darryl Moir
Your fucking braindead.
Dennis L Norris
Too funny…I just finished fixing myself a grilled ham & cheese sandwich and a bowl of tomato soup…and sat down to see this posting…lol..bring it on!
Anthony Grayson
Bret Wilson LOL
Ayanna Isabella Demmons
Better start liking those grilled chesse samich’s again. :p
gamer
Is it wrong to like grilled cheese with meat in the middle? Nom nom nom…
Jimm Wiedeman
Uhm okay.
Study finds that guys that sleep in have great lives too! Lol
Corey J Hodges
Exactly. This study has NO merit. There’s no causality and the survey was too broad in scope to draw the conclusions presented. Poor form, Queerty…
polarisfashion
@gamer: Thanks a lot, you just made me hungry for a grilled ham and swiss sandwich! 😛
polarisfashion
Anything with melted cheese tastes awesome, probably why my three favorite foods are the quesadilla, nachos, and pizza. No wonder I’m not the skinny 155 pound guy I used to be.
Dennis Johnson
I love them. They’re Even better with American and Mozzarella.
Giancarlo85
A stupid correlation and a pointless study. Most Melted cheese is nasty, especially that American processed shit in these so called cheese sandwiches. The only kind of melted cheese that doesn’t taste like oily shit is queso Oaxaca. And the cheese used in arepas.
Eric P Jeanise
I eat more grill cheese than have sex, but I’ll have another grill cheese please!
Ethan K. Ellis
I put jalapeño on my grilled cheese. What does that mean?
Brnn Rndzz
I hade 12 after I saw this post. No luck. It’s a myth
Rob Laughlin
With bacon
Cole Steele
We’re supposed to get smarter as time goes by not double-dumb down.
Bryan Piccolo Ona Cruz
Now I know. Hahha
Steve Wyrick
I do <3 grilled cheese
Philip BoVee Mecham
Okay, Imma get me a grilled cheese sandwich right now!
Elvis Hoard
That’s not right
Johann Lackner
I love grilled cheese sandwiches, but ……..:(
Jay Paul
I do love me some grilled cheeses…… 🙂
David Andrew Roubideaux
The loving is in the grilled cheese. *giggles* :)’s
John Hancock
Ok, who the F**K funded this ‘study’!!???
Azul HerZog
Ahhahahaah
Realitycheck
To hell with grilled cheese, melted brie and sliced tomatoes on
butter fried gold white bread is king.
James Sigmon
LOl to funny who writes this stuff.
TemptyK
Just so we’re clear: DICK CHEESE DOESN’T COUNT!!!
Besides, who funds this drivel?
Melinda Kaye
Grilled cheeses do nothing for me…
Very inaccurate 🙂
Mary Ringenbach Tate
That’s ridiculous!
kurt_t
@Melinda Kaye, maybe you just haven’t met the right sandwich yet.
Billysees
@polarisfashion:
“Anything with melted cheese tastes awesome…”
Totally agree…awesome is right. Grilled cheese are just one of the best foods ever. I bet that McDonalds and other fast food restaurants will someday start serving them…hope so at least…the sooner the better.
@Dennis Johnson:
“I love them.”
Me too.
Elton Rowe
Before during or after or used in the act?
Clark Wilson
Guy Hamel
Kevin J Desmond
I love grilled cheese and I’ve never had lots of sex.
Bill Purcell
Now, I KNOW that’s not true……. lol