May we present: David Beckham, as seen in your dreams.

It’s the new Emporio Armani Underwear campaign, as shot by Mert Alas and Marcus Piggott, officially launching in January (and seen in February’s Vanity Fair).

Get Queerty Daily

Subscribe to Queerty for a daily dose of #advertising #davidbeckham #fashion stories and more


  • hells kitchen guy

    major manscaping, which i like, but some like the “natural” look.

  • oh yeah

    Yeah. Because everyone is focused on his pubes.

  • afrolito

    He looks great under all the digital enhancement, and photoshop. I’ve never cared for the “natural” look. Whatever that is.

  • topsyturvy8

    nice package

  • HL

    I will take one.

  • Eric

    “major manscaping, which i like, but some like the “natural” look.”

    Do you honestly think that Victoria would have it any other way?

  • stretch

    I’d definately sign for that package…yet it’s most likely just filled with styrafoam packing peanuts

  • Ellie

    Sleeping next to that every night, I’m surprised Plastic Spice hasn’t melted yet.

  • RobertinCA

    He’s one of the hottest men on the planet with one of the girlist voices. Victoria: “David, please be quiet. Your spoiling my pout.”

  • zeami99

    he’s really that big – pics appeared in euro mags a couple years back fresh our of bed; no padding

  • alan brickman

    everybody in england knows he has a big package…

  • Sammy

    I agree with RobertinCA, he is a great footballer, or was and was brilliant to watch at Manchester United which I have been lucky enough to see him at many games. However when he does open his mouth it does spoil it but he is a cool enough bloke and blessed to have a bod like his.

    Sammy McLoughlin
    Sambo – My personal Gay and LifeStyle Blog updated by myself and friends

Comments are closed.