Yesterday, Queerty reported that Justice Scalia called the DOMA ruling “jaw-dropping” then compared it to an overcooked loaf of meat. Today, one Tumblr user responded with the most brilliant satire: Shameful Dawn. This gay erotic novel is exactly the kind of summer read that is perfect for the beach (or a shameful night before bed).
According to the American Conservative, it’s “A terrifying look at America’s sick, glistening future…” If only it was true. Thanks internet!