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Suze Orman Eats Turds Like You For Breakfast (On Her Boat)

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OH SNAP — Suze Orman, financial guru and jazzy jacket enthusiast, cooks up some kabobs on her boat after bolting off on a private getaway.

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3 Comments

  • imho116

    And so… wtfc? Life is almost complete now.. I’ll just have to have verification that she actually eats, and isn’t just grilling these to toss them overboard. Oh please help me find out.. I’m beginning to turn blue from holding my breath already.

  • Jaroslaw

    OK I don’t get the “turds like you?” Can someone explain? Or is Queerty just envious because she is filthy rich?

  • Whoddafunk?

    I read the title as “Suze Orman East Turds Like You Do For Breakfast…”
    But now apparently upon re-reading it I realize there was no Do there and now the title makes no sense… unless those kebabs are made of people like Queerty readers? Huh?
    I’m getting just as confused as Jaroslaw…

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