The Mail may have hit gay pay dirt with Lord John Browne‘s “scandalous” sexuality, but it’s not always so easy to drum up a homo-tinged story. Former tabloid slave Marlise Elizabeth Kast has penned a new book, Tabloid Prodigy, in which she sheds some light on the tabloid’s homo obsession. For example, editors at The Globe – the same people who claim Virginia Tech killer, Seung-Hui Cho led a secret gay life – sent Kast on a mission to dig up a story on Tobey Maguire and Leonardo DiCaprio.
In an effort to please her bosses, Kast had a little chat with Maguire’s mama, Wendy. From those gossip-lovers over at Page Six:
Wendy Maguire responded to Kast, “I figured this subject would come up sooner or later . . . Those two are just free-spirited guys. Most of the friends they hang around with are gay. They’re comfortable with that. But I think Leo and Tobey are the crossover between men and women. They have feminine traits they are willing to accept. They aren’t ashamed to have any sort of title, even if that means someone calling them gay.”
Kast continues, “Wendy continued to recount her liberal views, divulging details of how the two friends ‘shared a bed and wore ribbons in their hair.’ ” While Kast wasn’t about to claim the stars were gay, “Wendy had provided exactly what the editors wanted – insinuations.”
Please, who would believe that Leonardo DiCaprio and Tobey Maguire are gay lovers. Gay, maybe… Lovers? No way. Obviously they’d both be big bottom sluts and we all know two sluts do not a secret affair make…
Paul Raposo
Didn’t Leo bitch during an interview that the rumours that he was gay, were the most terrible rumours he had ever heard? I seriously doubt Leo feels comfortable with “any” label other than straight.
Michael
This is an oollllld story…both Leo and Tobey have long been rumored to be Gay lovers…..it would be nice if it were true..both are hotties…..but oh well…I am sure with all that Hollywood money they earn..they will continue to live secret Gay lovers lives……part of that glass OUT Gay ceiling Michael Musto wrote about in “OUT Magazine”.
Mr. Kuntz
I can see Tobey putting his handbag down while pulling out his little spidey outfit and out the corner of his eye, he sees Leo’s handbag is way bigger…