Egyptian revenge

Tabloid Report: Anderson Cooper Is Target Of Islamic Militants’ Jihad!!*&@%%^*#!!

Anderson Cooper has more to worry about than a couple of Mubarak sympathizers hitting him in the head. He’s been marked for murder by Islamic jihadists! And no, that’s not a reference to some new breed of downtown club kids.

IN A NATIONAL ENQUIRER EXCLUSIVE (insert flashing red banner here), we learn “Anderson is freaked out – and so are his family and friends,” according to a “close” source. You see, “Islamic militants would like to make an example of Anderson,” the source says, which is why “Muslim extremists, jihadists and Egyptian goon squads” want him dead.

And fleeing the scene may not be enough. The goon squads might be coming to America. Or they’re already here! Turn on your firehouse alarm, Anderson.

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  • kernelt

    is this a joke?

  • Curt

    “His Boyfriend, Ben Maisani is also fearful” you forgot to include that. I’m not sure if Egyptian militants googled “Anderson cooper is gay” but it makes another more reson for national enquierer to out him I guess….

  • justiceontherocks

    @kernelt: You mean Anderson Cooper as a “journalist” or this Enquirer story/ I think both are jokes.

  • K

    Ehm. Reality check? The egyptian goon squads who attacked Anderson are the same persecuting and torturing islamists. He has been highlighting that very problem on his show. Mubarak’s strict regime has prevented them from gaining any power. Now why should the islamists attack someone who is helping their case against Mubarak’s torture regime? Should we believe they would help Mubarak by silencing one of his most outspoken American critics, just because he is gay?

  • ewe

    oh no. I am sure he is shakin like a leaf on a tree. I have an idea. Let’s stop giving Egypt the 1.4 billion a year and maybe they will show us some fucking respect.

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