There are easier things in the world than shocking the man who introduced coprophilia to the mainstream, but it’s not impossible. John Waters recently popped into The Late Show to shill his upcoming Christmas spectacular and share some of the most dangerous, baby-bruising toys of all time.
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In one particularly entertaining section, Colbert asks Waters what shocks him, and his answer may surprise you. Hint: It’s roughly the color of days-old Kraft Macaroni and Cheese, and will soon be the leader of the free world.
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scotty
i think mrs slocumb said it best that we are unanimous in that
Jack Meoff
Anyone got any clue as to what he said when they bleeped him?
He BGB
I can’t get used to men like waters and rupaul wearing brightly colored,suits then realize that men don’t have much choice in creative dress up.only one choice a suit. Usually black, navy or gray. It sounds like he says sh** when they bleep him
ErikO
*yawn* Waters hasn’t come up with any new ideas for decades, and his schtick is boring.