Taking the Boys Out for a Ride

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OH SNAP — Whose Lycra-stretching package was taking a ride through the California hills this week?

Cyclist Lance Armstrong, who’s training with teammates for his Tour De France return.

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Photo: Fame

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14 Comments

  • PearlsBeforeSwine

    Calm down, its padding or a cup. Any professional cyclist (and especially Lance Armstrong) would know how much riding on a bicycle can damage those puppies.

  • JNunzio

    Am I the only one who thinks that he is the scummiest “hero” we have? I can’t stand him.

  • ChristopherM

    I still haven’t forgiven him for giving poor Sheryl Crow the cancer.

  • Power

    Um, shouldn’t this be entitled “Taking the ~Boy~ out for a ride?” Just for accuracy’s sake?

  • walt zipprian

    He looks like syphillis.

  • Geoff

    @ #4 Power: I was going to point out the same thing lol.

  • mrbill

    Hey there fake he had testicular cancer remember !!!

  • David Dust

    Looks like he has a camel toe.

  • tehk

    What you are seeing there is the his chamois on his lycra cycling bibshorts. I am sure he has more than enough going on down there, but unless he is cheating like the boys in the Giro(with viagra) he won’t be showing it while riding.

  • HYHYBT

    How do you give someone cancer?

  • ChristopherM

    @HYHYBT:

    It was a joke, dude. Except for Ruth Bader Ginsburg, whose cancer I am convinced stems from the last 8 years of Constitutional fuckery by Bush/Cheney.

  • brentbent

    @ChristopherM: RBG gots teh cancer after she drank from a water fountain that Clarence Thomas had just used. Of course, Thomas doesn’t have teh cancer, he was only a carrier, because he’s a Republican and they give them teh anti-cancer shots as long as he continues to vote the way they want him to vote.

    ;-)

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