Blogs and Twitter aren’t just terrible tools for the gainfully employed with a score to settle with their boss. They’re also evil technologies in the hands of celebrities, who can go off-message without the aid of a publicist, and launch into a public war they’ll later regret. This is the story of Melissa Etheridge and Tammy Lynn Michaels.
The pair announced their split last month after nine years (and two twin kids) together. It was, supposedly, a mutual decision. Or at least that’s what Etheridge wanted folks to believe when she told Oprah as much.
How could I possibly distill almost nine years of a wonderful relationship and explain to you—and I know that people really want that sound bite of ‘this happened, that happened, he said, she said,’ or something like that, and it’s not that simple. It’s about growth…It’s certainly not even fair of me to stand here and tell my story when Tammy doesn’t have the chance. … [The split was] as mutual as those things can be.
Michaels tells a different story ON. HER. BLOG!
It was a lengthy, capitalization-free entry, and even if she one day deletes the post, it’ll be around forever. The gist: How dare Melissa say she wouldn’t censor Tammy.
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well, no censorship?
really, honey?
awesome.things can be a long time coming
to one
and smash the hell out of
another:
hit and run
not even staying to clean up the messsecrets, with-holding,
whispering to all but
the one whom holds the vows
and the toddlersdisappearances into the
hourglass-shaped wood with strings
never to finish a fight
never interested in clarifying,
making sense, making it right
even finishing the fight
more interested in making something rhyme
time after time after time
and later angsting that you and me, WE
it didn’t work out
you evolved
you needed to be happy-
but really… you withdrew your hands
from family and intimacy
to pluck those strings morei’d rather hear 10,000 fans
screaming my name in worship
than hear my wife harp on me
about my family intimacy issues too,
you know?
which one is going to get me harder?
easy answersideswiped and left mangled
up to my eyes in toilet training toddlers
and sounds of a guitar wailing
letting me know
you would probably leave me soon
i know those heart-ache wails by nowi even told you it was a break up album
and you laughed at me
you laughed and laughed
i heard fearless and i got sick
“that’s your break up song with me”
i said to you
you got so angry with me, remember?
and stomped offso thank you for telling an interviewer
that you WON’T censor me on my blog
(i thought i was to say nothing, my bad)
i was so unhappy thinking people dare look at me
and think that i consider
a marriage and forever to be
nine years or six years or whatever
and i gave up on everything
and just walked off
never is that me… nope, nevercuz i did not go anywhere, honey.
and you and i both know it
please stop telling the press it was mutual-my birthday rolled around,
the holidays….
and me and the twins sat right there waiting…
we didn’t go anywhere. we just
sat and waited and waited and waited and waited…..“i saw you with your new friends….
you wear them so well….”i think you’re saying it’s okay
to be more open now on this blog?
whew.
good. cuz sitting on the fence of
“speak true”
and
“say nothing”fucking rides a pole so far up my ass it nearly pierces my brain, and i can’t take it anymore, now that i am back home where people don’t live in the smoke and mirrors.
oh, and don’t let me forget this.
i still love that damn woman so much, i’m still trying to stop. i had a dream last where honey and i were fighting and going to get a divorce, and i woke up sobbing…. then i realized. oh. it’s true. and then what do you do? when the horrible feeling in the dream gets to stay even after you wake up?
there. there is my truth as of today.
home again.
home again.
feeling true.
feeling honest.
James_In_Cambridge
Oh dear! I smell Gloria Allred and a bimbo-eruption press conference in her future…
s_b
Her blog is way TMI…
prisle
as a huge ME fan, i can freely say…she is nuts. anyone who read her autobiography can attest. she has always been a cheater. not surprised. lesbians are nuts.
ps. gay man here…
Michael Joseph Cuneo
Wow. A rockstar/musician who is in it for the pussy and is a big philanderer. There is some big news there!
PLAYS WELL WITH OTHERS
Guess we can add the Lesbians to the “Hell has no fury like a *insert your favorite here* scorned”………….
PS Maggot Gallagher and her evil minions are sure to latch onto this and loudly proclaim “this is what will happen once the Gays are allowed to marry”……….. convientley neglecting to mention there are, and have been for centuries probably ten thousand straight marriages headed down the shit tube each and every day…………….
Jo Ann Barry
I Think Many of us Have woken up to the truth about melissa.She doesn’t speak the Truth! I’ve been a fan of hers since her first album was released.I’ve helped support her and her famil(ies)by buying all of her albums and attending numerous concerts.I Believed in her and her strong words of wisdom and truth.One day around 2 yrs.ago I saw her outside the letterman show.I stopped her and asked her for her autograph,she took my pen,looked at me,sized me up and down with her eyes and said “NO” and Handed me back my pen……I was confused and Hurt.As I walked away I relized What a fool I have been over the years to Have Her so High up On a pedestal.I instantly pulled her straight down to ground level and that’s where she’ll stay….Very talented/very dishonest
James Davis
Ironically that note has the lyrical making of a great Melissa Etheridge song.
Sammy
“evil technologies”? …. “go off-message without the aid of a publicist”?!?
WTF?!? How bout you drop all the PR machine malarky and let them be human beings. Personally, I think its great that she vented publicly. It shows the world how REAL our relationships are – good and bad. The truth will always set you free.
(PS – do we see a trend developing here Melissa? Hmmm??)