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Tan Mom Has A New Single, And It’s Worse Than You’d Expect

Just one week after showing up drunk for her first gay porn cameo, Patricia “Tan Mom” Krentcil is trying her hand in the comedy music industry with a brand new single, “It’s Tan Mom!”

TMZ is calling it “the worst video ever.” We were going to offer our own thoughts on how hilariously awful these three minutes (you’ll never get back) are, but like anyone that’s just witnessed five trains collide, we’re speechless.

Check out the video below and tell us: Will you be buying Tan Mom’s new single?

On:           May 20, 2013
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    • fredo777

      Dare me to watch all the way through? I dare anyone *not* to watch every second of that delicious, delicious disaster. So messy, I can’t. I can’t even.

      May 20, 2013 at 6:00 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • TinoTurner

      I honestly hear no difference with her then Britney, Beyonce or any of the other gay shit music they play at bars.

      May 20, 2013 at 6:48 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • oilburner

      @TinoTurner: exactly

      May 20, 2013 at 7:47 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • oilburner

      Tan mom is no different than any of these other assholes doing porn and making auto tuned music let her have her 15 minutes and her reality show too. If people wanna pay to download her single and watch her fully clothed walk on cameo in a MICHAEL LUCAS porn film. Good. For. Tan. Mom. Sounds like she’s. Having. Fun. 2. Me.

      May 20, 2013 at 7:54 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • TinoTurner

      She was on Howard Stern a few months ago…she revealed that she was attacked by a guy that she turned down, he cracked her head open and she was in the hospital for ages. Shes clearly out of her mind…I just wish people would know that instead of simply mocking her.

      May 20, 2013 at 9:07 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Bankrupt on Baltic

      What is Tan Mom? I’ve never heard of this person before and I wish I could go back to that.

      May 20, 2013 at 9:25 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • robd21

      C’mon people! You can’t watch this without a sense of humor! I think this video is hysterical! It’s supposed to be bad! YES, she is a train wreck and can’t sing,
      the lyrics are ridiculous,but the beat isn’t any worse than anything Niki Manaj would put out and considering what he was given, director Francis Legge made the most of it!
      His special effects,video graphics and campy sense of humor are great! I’d rather watch this and laugh than watch anything Justin Beiber puts out!

      May 20, 2013 at 11:17 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Taliaferro

      This is so terrible, it is almost camp. No talent, terrible body, back up men[?] who give limp wristed effeminate wispy male an entirely new standard to emulate and she has a voice that would etch glass to boot! What’s not to like. However, I won’t be buying her single – enduring this once was enough, quite enough!

      May 21, 2013 at 1:27 am · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Deepdow

      I like it.

      May 21, 2013 at 4:02 am · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Harley

      Where is her tan. She looks downright white in this video.

      May 21, 2013 at 5:50 am · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Stache1

      @Harley: She doesn’t tan anymore.

      May 21, 2013 at 10:51 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·

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