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Tan Mom Is Making A Gay Porn —You Read That Correctly

0511-tanning-mom-tmz-patricia-krentcil-3Patricia Krentcil, better-known as sunscreen-phobic Tan Mom, has been hired to appear in a gay porn. We’ll pause for a moment while you process that information.

TMZ reports Lucas Entertainment, the gay porn company run by Michael Lucas, has hired Krentcil for a cameo appearance in an upcoming adult epic. But calm down, TM’s clothes will stay on and she’s not having sex on camera. For her hard work, she’ll be paid $1,000 or roughly the amount you’d have to pay us to watch.