A GAY NIGHT OUT

Taylor Lautner Walks Into A Gay Bar. You Know The Punchline.

We at Queerty will forever seek the moral high ground when it comes to questioning celebrities’ sexual orientations. We understand that their privacy is a human right, and respectfully decline to venture into the realm of cheap speculation and he said/he said.

And it’s headlines like these that prove our  commitment to the highest principles of journalism:

Harry Styles May Have Just Revealed He’s Bisexual

Brenton Thwaites Vaguely Comes Out As Bisexual. One More And We’ve Got A Hat Trick.

Did Andy Cohen Officially Out Kevin Spacey? And Does It Even Matter?

So naturally, we were flabbergasted by the internet hoopla surrounding Taylor Lautner’s recent visit to gay bar The Abbey in West Hollywood, where he was photographed with Andrew Christian model Murray Swanby.

Murray posted this on his Instagram:

All this shows is that Taylor is comfortable in a gay bar — a gay bar, it should be noted, that regularly welcomes straight celebs as diverse as Hillary Clinton, Laurence Fishburne and the late Elizabeth Taylor.

But that didn’t stop some blogs from posting articles with headlines like “Did Taylor Lautner Just Come Out On Instagram?”

Even by our standards, that’s a stretch. Murray thought so too, responding, “If Taylor Lautner was coming out, I would have taken him home Thursday night.” Can’t argue with that logic.

Still, it’s nice to dream.

Here’s some more of Murray just because: