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Taylor Lautner’s Pretend Boyfriend Has Met His Lover a Whole Two Times

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It’s so cute to watch Sean Fox Zastoupil, who’s reveling in Internet cewebrity attention because people think he’s dating Twilight‘s Taylor Lautner, talk about how he won’t discuss his personal relationships — after disclosing that he’s only even been in Lautner’s presence “once or twice briefly at events.”

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The dude is Twilight geek, and nothing more. And certainly not someone who’s “in the spotlight.”

But a boy can dream. And on the Internet, nobody knows you’re just making shit up.