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Taylor Lautner’s Pretend Boyfriend Has Met His Lover a Whole Two Times

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It’s so cute to watch Sean Fox Zastoupil, who’s reveling in Internet cewebrity attention because people think he’s dating Twilight‘s Taylor Lautner, talk about how he won’t discuss his personal relationships — after disclosing that he’s only even been in Lautner’s presence “once or twice briefly at events.”

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The dude is Twilight geek, and nothing more. And certainly not someone who’s “in the spotlight.”

But a boy can dream. And on the Internet, nobody knows you’re just making shit up.

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14 Comments

  • Scottie

    What a loser.

  • Justin

    Taylor could do ALOT better than this guy. (*cough* Zac Efron =D)
    Ive thought that ever since it was released as a rumor.
    Though, Ive also thought this was a publicity scam for the release of the movie.

  • Meowzer

    Oh, Puh-leeze. If Taylor is gay (a boy can dream, can’t they) he could do a lot better than that scag.

  • jimmy

    He denied the rumor on Nov.17th. Is it his fault people want to believe crazy shit?

  • Sean Z

    Leave me alone!

  • Sean Z

    You don’t know what it’s like to be me!

    And for the record, I never said Taylor and I were together.

  • Joe Moore

    Let’s not insult the poor guy. He obviously is fighting some horrible inner demons. If he had any self respect he wouldn’t be trying to, or letting himself be used, as rumors of dating Taylor.

    I feel sorry for him, and others like him, when I see the kind of desperate fame whoring that goes around in Hollywood (see: WH party crashers).

  • Erica

    LOL why do people keep being rude. Sean is an amazing person and artist. This Person on here claiming to be Sean Z is a fake! People are losers. I saw Taylor and Sean Together at the Chateau Marmont so YES they are a couple….

  • alan brickman

    This guy sounds like a stalker….and a media ho to boot..

  • WahWahBoy

    Sean is a loser. He talks like he’s a moron on drugs, and he’s ugly as hell. Time to crawl back under your rock freak!

  • Sean Z

    1. I’ve never known anyone named Erica… (P.S. I also never knew “person” should be capitalized)

    2. Ouch. The truth hurts, Alan Brickman.

    3. WahWahBoy, you’re right. Back to the cave for me I guess.

  • mau

    Sean Z, please, i dont think you are the real sean, probably some fan or something, anyway if taylor were gay he would be mine!
    did you really fight for him with taylor swift?

  • mansman

    Sean is weird! I worked with him in Oregon. He couldn’t afford to live in Hollywood so he moved to the next best thing, Vegas. He as a sick infatuation with fameand attention. He would even go as far as lying about celebrities just to be in the limelight. He is super pretentious for no apparent reason! He is ugly as hell!

  • conner

    he is ulgly as hell but if taylo9r was gay he would definitly be mine sorry mau!!!

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