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Tea Party Leader: Arizona Veto Makes Us Slaves To Penis Cakes And Porn

Judson-PhillipsJudson Phillips, president of the Tea Party Nation, sure does think a lot about penises.

After Arizona Gov. Jan Brewer vetoed a bill that would have made it easier for businesses to discriminate against gay customers, Phillips wrote a reaction piece which he posted on the TPN website and e-mailed to his subscribers.

In it, he reasons that, “The left and the homosexual lobby are both pushing slavery using the Orwellian concepts of “tolerance” and “inclusiveness.”

Slavery.

He then goes on to imagine a few scenarios he thinks could occur without the bill having been signed into law. We’re not ones to make rash judgments (or are we), but anyone who talks this much about penises and gay sex is probably suppressing something.

Here are some highlights:

There’s the, “homosexual wedding cake that has a giant phallic symbol.”

The, “photographer required to photograph a homosexual wedding where the participants decide they want to be nude or engage in sexual behavior.”

And the, “baker required to create pastries for a homosexual wedding in the shape of genitallia [sic]”

You can read the full piece here.