Ted Cruz Finally Admits To Hating Immigrants In Hilarious Campaign Spoof

Screen Shot 2015-03-30 at 10.28.59 AMTed Cruz may not have been born in the U.S., but he still wants to be president. And it’s not like that Obama Kenya thing, because he has a birth certificate, and his mom says it’s OK.

Or at least that’s what Funny or Die presumes he’d say if he were to be totally honest.

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But lez be real, when is a right-wing conservative, let alone any politician, going to be totally honest?

Watch below, and thank your lucky stars this guy doesn’t stand a chance to move into the West Wing: