Ted Cruz may not have been born in the U.S., but he still wants to be president. And it’s not like that Obama Kenya thing, because he has a birth certificate, and his mom says it’s OK.
Or at least that’s what Funny or Die presumes he’d say if he were to be totally honest.
But lez be real, when is a right-wing conservative, let alone any politician, going to be totally honest?
Watch below, and thank your lucky stars this guy doesn’t stand a chance to move into the West Wing: