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Ted Cruz Turns Himself Into A Cartoon That Looks Suspiciously Like Nick Jonas. Nice Try.

This is Ted Cruz:

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Things you probably know about Ted Cruz: He’s called gay marriage the “greatest threat to religion in American history,” while gladly accepting donations from power-gays Ian Reisner and Mati Weiderpass.

Oh, and marriage equality is also somehow the death of free speech.

Something you probably don’t know about Ted Cruz: he’s much more handsome as a cartoon.

Now Ted isn’t a bad looking guy per se — we’ll just end this sentence here.

But as a cartoon? Knockout!

The Cruz campaign recently put out this cartoon via their website of the presidential contender — get this — in a boxing ring waiting to punch the president. That’s some real New Yorker wit, ain’t it?

Here’s the cartoon:

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Interesting.

Once again, Cruz:

Cartoon:

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Cruz:

Cartoon:

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Sorry Teddy, we’re just not seeing it.

But people have been quick to point out who the cartoon actually does resemble — none other than the winner of the 2015 Queerty Award for Entertainer of the Year, Nick Jonas.

For comparison:

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And look, Nick has even played a boxer:

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Back to the drawing board, Ted! Or better yet, just go home — nobody will mind.

h/t: Pink News