This is Ted Cruz:
Things you probably know about Ted Cruz: He’s called gay marriage the “greatest threat to religion in American history,” while gladly accepting donations from power-gays Ian Reisner and Mati Weiderpass.
Oh, and marriage equality is also somehow the death of free speech.
Something you probably don’t know about Ted Cruz: he’s much more handsome as a cartoon.
Now Ted isn’t a bad looking guy per se — we’ll just end this sentence here.
But as a cartoon? Knockout!
The Cruz campaign recently put out this cartoon via their website of the presidential contender — get this — in a boxing ring waiting to punch the president. That’s some real New Yorker wit, ain’t it?
Here’s the cartoon:
Once again, Cruz:
Sorry Teddy, we’re just not seeing it.
And look, Nick has even played a boxer:
Back to the drawing board, Ted! Or better yet, just go home — nobody will mind.
h/t: Pink News