With all the Mark Foley and Ted Haggard homo-drama, it seems gay scandals are all the rage this season. We know you guys aren’t one to miss a trendy, deliciously wicked boat, so why not head on over to Hollywood Ghetto at Cafe Press and get your very own Pastor Ted-inspired fashions?
The t-shirt pictured above must be our favorite. It’s a bit hard to read from the picture, but it reads “Pastor Ted says: I’d rather be smoking meth”. Sure, who wouldn’t want to smoke a drug that rots your teeth and burns holes in your brain? We can’t imagine anything better. Except maybe swallowing Drain-o.