Ted Haggard’s Cameo In The World’s First Sexless Sex Comedy

Have you heard of the Christian remake of The 40-Year-Old Virgin? It’s called The Waiting Game and the girls at your prayer group are gonna love it! Plus it features Ted Haggard. He’s so handsome!

Jack’s fiancee left him at the altar (probably because he only wanted to marry her for the sex). So now she’s left him with a major case of blue balls and he’s determined to find another bride, ANY BRIDE, just to get his nut on. He tells a friend, “I’m just gonna do what I wanna do anyway. It’s not like it’s gonna wind up on the front page of the newspaper.”

And then…. Hahahahahaha…. and then… Bwahahahahaahahaa… Ted Haggard says….

“Hey buddy, I wouldn’t do that if I were you.”

OMG! Comedy GOLD.

Yeah, but no really Jack. Listen to Faggard. Once he bought a bunch of meth and a hooker (not to use of course) and it ended up all over the innernets. The boy’s been going downhill ever since. And he’s not even gay!