On Tuesday, a tennis match between Mitchell Krueger and Frances Tiafoe was rudely, sensually interrupted by the distinct oohing and aahing of people having sex.
The licentious scene took place at the Sarasota Open in Florida.
Krueger and Tiafoe momentarily stopped swinging to pause and meditate on an altogether different kind of swinging.
Meanwhile, announcers told the excited crowd that they were indeed hearing the sound of two people in the act of making the sweetest love.
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“Well that is… the most bizarre situation,” the announcer quipped. “I don’t know how to put this folks but somebody’s phone is going off in the stands. And it was an adult video.”
Or was it?
Seconds later, the moistened murmurs were heard once again.
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“I can still hear it,” the announcer crowed. “It’s still going. What is going on?”
Tiafoe exclaimed, “It can’t be that good!” as the crowd erupts in hysterics.
Or can it?
“Nope that’s not a phone,” the announcer says, calling it like he sees it. “That’s an apartment across the lake.”
Watch:
https://youtu.be/jVfZJFNYF0s
Tiafoe later took to Twitter to confirm that the love was real:
@MattReid12345 @MikeCTennis never seen something more real it was amazing
— Frances Tiafoe (@FTiafoe) April 19, 2017
Captain proton
and this story is on a gay site because…?
silveroracle
Good point.
o.codone
It’s on a gay site because gay men are obsessed with sex.
scotshot
It’s funny and will also appear on thousands of websites that have large heterosexual audiences.
Is there a reason to shame people for reading bits like this or the fact that many gay men like to have sex?
Do you need lessons?
phallictomato
How was this heard if it was across from some lake, in an apartment? It doesn’t make any sense… And I’m surprised the tennis players were shocked with the sounds… considering they always shout sexual sounds like ‘uhhh’ and ‘ohhh’ whenever they hit the tennis ball.
It’s just confusing.
scotshot
Sound carries very well across some bodies of water.