Testosterone-Fueled Blind Item Madness!

New York Post‘s recent price hike really pissed us off, but it’s “Just Asking” head scratchers like these that make it worth that extra quarter:

• Which actor – married with child – and known to have been gay during his years on stage – showed up at the premiere of his film at the Tribeca Film Festival with a boy described by onlookers as a lookalike?

• Which grizzled action hero has been consuming so much alcohol and cocaine it’s affecting his work? He can’t remember his lines, and then loses his temper.

• Which buffed-out Hollywood star – who loves showing off his bulging muscles – wishes he were a little more bulging in another department? According to people who’ve seen him naked, he’s overcompensating with muscles he can make bigger.

Flex that brain muscle of yours and squeeze out some guesses…

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  • Jeff

    1) Matthew Broderick
    2) Sly Stallone
    3) Matthew McConahay (sp?)

  • Frozen North

    1) Matthew Broderick (good guess Jeff)
    2) Bruce Willis
    3) Matthew Mc Conahay (sp?)

  • Dick

    #1- Tom Hulce?

  • Liam

    Not sure about (#1 & 2) although Sly seems reasonable to me. #3 is totally Matthew M. – he has been linked to have a small peen for years.

  • nilla4me

    If #1 is MB, then he is definitely bi, as he deflowered a female friend of mine while down south doing some theatre work years ago. so he likem both.

    2. Vin Diesel.

    3. well, hell, i’ll go with MM as well.

  • john

    Matthew has a nice bulge in that Stetson’s ad? Is it stuffed?

  • Kamasutra Jones

    #1 – Matthew Broderick
    #2 – Harrison Ford
    #3 – Vin Diesel

    Easy ones…

  • Martini-boy

    2 would have to be Russel Crowe.

  • Amber LeMay

    While I do wish no.1 would be Matty B., I think it’s just wishfull thinking on ALL of our parts (or on all of HIS parts). Hey NYC boys – what showboy had a film premiere at Tribeca?

    I think #2 is Harrison Ford. Sly… what movie has he been working on?

    For #3 – Vin Diesel makes sense to me. I’d never call MM “buffed out” .

  • AKN

    #1 – Hugh Jackman?

  • Ken

    Hugh is married, certainly, and has some adopted children–not “child,” which makes me think it’s not him.

    Plus, I gather that’s sort of an open secret. I don’t know that it would inspire a blind item.

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