Are we really still listening to Bill O’Reilly explain the legal ramifications of same-sex marriage? The man knows these debates are filled with holes. But that doesn’t matter to his viewers (or his ratings). Loading the program with charged segments like saying legalized same-sex marriage will eventually lead to “triad” (or 3-person) marriages accomplish nothing. Not even a thought exercise. And then comes the deep end: “[Y]ou would let everybody get married who want to get married. You want to marry a turtle, you can.”
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That Adorable Bill O’Reilly Is Pushing the ‘Marry An Animal’ Theory Again
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Zakakaka
He should marry a donkey….I am sure he´d be very happy
mickey's mouse
@Zakakaka: he keeps talking about marrying animals…I’m beginning to think he has a fetish for them….
paulied
Not only is O’reilly a douchebag, he’s an unoriginal one at that. Texas senator John Cornyn already espoused this turtle-marrying bullshit. Now a three-toed tree sloth, that would have been newsworthy.
The Lesbian Mafia
His wife married him didn’t she? That can’t be legal, he’s a pig. Bestiality is not legal in America … sort of.
In the Fine Arts Library
poor Margaret. she argued and she did it well, and you know what she was right. in her argument at least she was fair and unbiased and what did the other two do…exactly what is expected of them. when is he going to give up?
Andrew
Bill says he’s an “oracle”. Sorry Bill, you’re more like a “carbuncle”.
Joanaroo
Yup, Andrew! O’Reilly’s also like an undescended testicle-his head has always been stuck up his ass!
James
Letting same-sex partners be married will not necessarily lead to polygamy or marriage with a turtle or marriage with one’s automobile. What O’reilly does not realize is that none of the absurd things he fears or plays for jokes has any constituency whatever. Those issues can be debated when there is enough public support to make them realistic issues. It will be a long time before any such thing is taken seriously. Probably never.
strumpetwindsock
@Zakakaka:
Wrong party…. I think you mean an elephant.
And some of us are partial to german helmets, not turtles or turtlenecks, or whatever you call them.
andy
His audience has an average age of 60 or older. They will all die soon anyway, and then he will be off the air. No one I know watches that show.
Josh
Of course in a past interview, Bill O admitted that gay marriage would not lead to man-animal marriage because animals can’t sign legal contracts– but that hasn’t stopped him from continuing to push this lie.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Tk3emP3IIJ0
AlwaysGay
Bill O’Reilly is a bigot. Bill O’Reilly = Charles Coughlin
TANK
Oh that bill oreilly and his casual hate speech. What a wit!
Attmay
@AlwaysGay: Both romanist breeders.
BTW, this dipshit romanist breeder was confused by Lincoln Logs as a child, by his own admission:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yGFRi_ueq-M&feature=channel_page
Be afraid, gay people. Be very afraid.
Smokey Martini
@In the Fine Arts Library:
He’s gonna give up with idiots in the US stop buying into his bullshit.
Smokey Martini
*when idiots…
patrick
love bill orailly. he kicks keith and the dyke’s ass daily in ratings.
dgz
@patrick: you’re right, he has millions of poorly-informed, gullible yokels in his cult-following.
although, truth be told, i *do* kindof like that Megan Kelly… at least she’s smart.
osocubano
But I thought he WAS married…