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That Awkward Moment When A Sports Announcer Mentions A Player’s Eight Inch Shaft

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There’s no shortage of double entendres when it comes to the glossary of hockey terminology. “2-on-1,” “power playing,” “hitting from behind,” “stick handling,” and, of course, “scoring” are just a few of our favs.

So it’s not entirely Bob Miller of the Los Angeles Kings fault for struggling to maintain his composure during Sunday night’s broadcast, when he said: “He’s standing in front of the net with about eight inches of his shaft in his hand!”

This was followed by an uncomfortable wince.

Check out the awkwardness below. #HockeyPorn.

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