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That Dick and Balls Goes So Great With Your New Top

By Ryan Tedder August 19, 2010 at 4:08pm · 15 comments

THE SHOT — British designer Andy Bates fashioned leather and a (brass?) bell into the most phallic handbag I’ve ever seen. And if you thought the front was bad, wait until you see the rosebud on the reverse. What’s worse: This, or the penis pants?

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15 Comments

  • Andrew

    I still think the penis pants win hands down as being a dreadful design. This handbag is rather clever.

    August 19, 2010 at 4:08pm
  • j

    This is hideous and has put me off sex forever. Please excuse me while I break up with my boyfriend.

    August 19, 2010 at 4:08pm
  • T

    I agree with J… I can’t help but wonder what drug fueled haze Mr. Bates decided to craft this piece of um…. art?

    August 19, 2010 at 6:08pm
  • L.

    I think he meant it as a tongue-in-buttcheek thing.

    August 19, 2010 at 7:08pm
  • Sceth

    Scrota as big as glutei: it has testicular cancer.

    August 19, 2010 at 7:08pm
  • PLAYS WELL WITH OTHERS

    Those ‘nads look all blistery and the butt looks like it has warts……..what does the genius call this The Herpes Handbag?? :p

    August 19, 2010 at 7:08pm
  • Jeffree

    Very odd that the first three commenters are named “J” , “T” and “L.”
    All use similar syntax, register, punctuation.
    Hmmmmmmmmmmm.

    August 19, 2010 at 9:08pm
  • Ken S

    Oh that’s classy /:-\ It’s like an accessory out of a mad tranny’s opium dream.

    August 19, 2010 at 10:08pm
  • SouLKid

    Thats just tacky. Who’d buy that?

    August 19, 2010 at 11:08pm
  • declanto

    @SouLKid: Who’d buy it?… another drugged-out whacko with too much money and antisocial issues.

    August 20, 2010 at 3:08am
  • j

    @Jeffree: Maybe ’cause they’re all fluent speakers of the english language? I can put an end to all this wanton speculation because I’m J and not those other two guys, although they obviously have good taste in message board comments. 😛

    August 20, 2010 at 8:08am
  • Sceth

    @j: I was just wondering why you would visit this page twice. And then I realized that so did I. And now I am ashamed.

    August 21, 2010 at 2:08am
  • Steve

    I’ve never seen a bell hanging from a PA, before.

    August 21, 2010 at 10:08am
  • Alex

    In the words of Angus Sampson:
    “I will make bags out of your scrotums.”

    August 21, 2010 at 7:08pm
  • Kelehe

    Art piece – awesome: Functional fashion accessory – no

    August 26, 2010 at 6:08am

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