HAZED AND CONFUSED

That Time David Beckham Was “Forced” To Masturbate To Another Soccer Stud

beckham-blackmoreBack when he was a fresh-faced, tattoo-free, un-Posh teenage dream just joining Manchester United, David had to bend it like Beckham to the picture of an ’80s soccer star who had better hair than he did.

“The fact that I had to look at Clayton Blackmore’s calendar and do certain things, while looking at Clayton Blackmore,” Becks told Metro UK of his initiation to the team. “I mean it was embarrassing to talk about!”

There’s nothing to be embarrassed about — I’d take that mustache for a ride any old day. But Metro UK reports the former footballer was “forced to recall the full scale of the horror” — relax, it’s not like he went down on the entire team…or did he? —  on camera for the documentary, The Class of 92.

“I was embarrassed when I was saying it on camera let alone talking about it more,” Beckham said. “But it’s something that we all had to go through. It was definitely something I wouldn’t like to go through again!”

Has Becks seen Clayton Blackmore recently?

Clayton-BlackmoreDon’t knock if til you’ve tried it. Twice.

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25 Comments

  • AuntieChrist

    Beckham and Blackmore..? Dang… Now that would make for one hot three way.

  • skcord

    Straight guys are gay…

  • DShucking

    I don’t get it. Where does it say why he had to masturb*te to a man’s picture. I shouldn’t have to watch the documentary to find out.

  • Sweet Boy

    Blackmore is hot…Beckham is not

  • the other Greg

    @DShucking: It was a hazing ritual.

  • 2eo

    @DShucking: Never played a team sport have you.

  • DShucking

    No, never played sports. Had no idea they all masturbate in front of one another so now I’m regretting never having played a sport. But where did you guys see that? I just read on Foxnews that it was a hazing ritual.

  • jimbryant

    The mainstream media is trying to put a negative spin on this by using words like “he was forced” to masturbate in front of a man’s picture. It’s typical homophobia of the mainstream media.

    Personally, I think David Beckham did it voluntarily and enjoyed it.

  • DShucking

    jimbryant = boring troll.

  • the other Greg

    Hell must have frozen over – jimbryant makes a comment that I actually agree with! (After I stopped laughing.)

  • DShucking

    @the other Greg: He’s only flipping the script to get someone to agree with him giving him legitimacy that he doesn’t deserve in order to fool those who don’t already know who he is.

  • the other Greg

    @DShucking: Don’t take jim too seriously. I’m starting to suspect that maybe he’s some kind of Stephen Colbert-style performance artist.

  • DShucking

    @the other Greg: We really shouldn’t be speaking this way in front of the children. It confuses them.

  • 2eo

    @DShucking: I’ll give it a go, as an internet veteran I’ve dealt with the subnormals for many, many years.

    Right.

    FIRE ENGINE FIRE ENGINE FIRE ENGINE FIRE ENGINE FIRE ENGINE.

    I feel I’ve captured how he thinks perfectly.

  • Cam

    I don’t really get the Beckem thing. He always looked a bit vacant to me. I mean he isn’t unattractive but there is just nothing sexy about the guy, he is a bit like a maniquin that somebody drew all over.

  • Rockery

    Why wasn’t there any of this hazing when I played sports?

  • Cam

    Wow! Just saw the second picture. Don’t know who the other guy is but he turned out MUCH hotter than Bekham!

  • rbettenc

    Forced? How so?

  • ncman

    The current pic of Blackmore shows that he is better looking than Beckham.

  • Ms Urethra Johnson

    Most of my hockey team used to skinny dip in the arena’s pool, after all the parents were gone… ah the memories…

  • ho

    This admission, the underwear ad campaign, married to a grubbing winch. Me thinks he is a real closet case.

  • hotshot70

    imagine seeing the 2 of them in a shower after a game, slowly becks moves closer, Clayon’s hand moves torward “little” David, one thing leads to another, and… cleanup in the showers!

  • takingliberties

    He has the most horrible tattoo placement.

  • Sluggo2007

    Why would he think it’s embarrassing? He has no problem showing his dick all over the Internet.

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