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That Time Pro-Gay UFC Fighter Kyle Kingsbury Ejaculated On Someone’s Sushi

kyle kingsbury thumbTurns out that presenting his pro-gay ass on national television was Ultimate Fighting Championship’s Kyle Kingsbury’s swan song. The bearded mixed martial artist has announced plans to retire from the blood bath.

But he’s also walking away with the distinct honor of having this sentence written about him — something that is far more challenging than besting a muscled beast in a fighting cage:

“Kyle Kingsbury once dragged reality TV to the lowest depths in its shameful history,” wrote a blogger at SB Nation.

So how did he beat out Paris Hilton, Kim Kardashian and every real housewife of you-name-it for the heavyweight title of crass?

By ejaculating on someone else’s sushi, naturally.

While he was part of the SpikeTV show The Ultimate Fighter, wherein a bunch of competitors are locked in a house together and plied with booze, the guys got into a bit of a food prank war.

It escalated when someone secretly pissed on a fruit bowl and giggled like a school girl when he watched his housemates eat it.

So to retaliate, Kyle took things to the next level by splooging on someone’s sushi (he calls it “splooshi”) then sticking it back in the fridge to be gobbled up.

At least it’s still raw.

Here’s a video of Kyle discussing the sticky situation, the juicy part comes at about the 3:55 mark:

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17 Comments

  • Nowuvedoneit

    That is do so gross and blah just no.

  • Nowuvedoneit

    @Nowuvedoneit: so not do

  • Tookietookie123

    @Nowuvedoneit: We can’t understand you.

  • Nowuvedoneit

    @Tookietookie123: you speak for everyone or just the voices in your head?

  • Captain proton

    do or do not, there is no

  • Billy Budd

    I don’t swallow. I spit it out. LOL

  • NateB79

    For him I’d drink it right from the tap.

  • DarthKitsune

    I’d eat that sushi.

  • chris_clb614

    That writer clearly forgot about Who Wants to Marry a Millionaire

  • TheNewEnergyDude

    A lot of people dragged reality TV to it’s lowest depths long before Mr. Kingsbury

  • Tracy Pope

    I thought reality tv IS the lowest depths.

  • michael mellor

    I want him to ravish every inch of my body and leave me begging for more.

  • SportGuy

    I would so it that sushi.

  • SportGuy

    I would so eat that sushi.

  • greybat

    Usually I prefer a squeeze of lemon, but in this case…!

  • vive

    I prefer mine served warm, thank you very much.

  • Maude

    Customer to counterman in diner..”This rice pudding tastes very good, I’ll have another portion please”
    Counterman calls out to short-order cook..”Hey Tyrone, cum again on the rice pudding”.

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