That’s No Bomb


A man who was arrested after airport security mistakenly thought he had a bomb has been let off the hook. The confusion occurred as Mardin Amin went through clearance. Embarrassed about having his penis pump discovered, he whispered to the guard that he had a “pump.” Obviously this isn’t standard fair at the airport, so the guard assumed he said “bomb.” Why all the embarassment? Amin didn’t want his mommy to know he was trying to inflate his penis. He was arrested and had a hearing, but the charges were dismissed.

Poor guy. Mama definitely knows now. And so does the world.