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Our sister site Mollygood has some mean readers – look what “surgeonsgirl” cooked up in honor of Cindy McCain, whom, we suppose, SG thinks looks like the Crypt Keeper. Tsk, tsk.

On:           Oct 14, 2008
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    • An Other Greek


      Why, Cindy McKain looks nothing like that with makeup!


      Oct 14, 2008 at 3:15 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • osocubano

      I kept thinking Cindy looked familiar, but couldn’t quite put my finger on it…

      Oct 14, 2008 at 3:16 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Darth Paul

      No, Barbara Walters is the Crypt Keeper. Cindy McCain is clearly Chicken Lady.

      Oct 14, 2008 at 3:41 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • gayinsf

      okay, my guess is the one on the left is Chur- chilly circa 1962 and the one on the right is Men-sar circa now … am I right, girls?

      Oct 14, 2008 at 3:45 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Mowan

      how dare she do that? The crypt keeper has never done anything wrong. Leave the crpyt keeper alone. Please.

      Oct 14, 2008 at 3:50 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • sturtle

      It’s oddly appropriate that a beer heiress should have skin so amber.

      Personally, I think if she’d drink the blood of those virgin sacrifices instead of just bathing in it, she might get some color in her cheeks. (Apart from the yellow, I mean.)

      Oct 14, 2008 at 3:57 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Bob R

      Wow. Remarkable resemblance. They could have been separated at birth. John did say she put her makeup on with a trowel, didn’t he?

      Oct 14, 2008 at 5:18 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • JJ

      I’m heartened to read that not a single commentator has had anything nice to say about Mrs. McCain!

      Oct 14, 2008 at 5:36 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • REBELComx

      Didn’t we already make this comparison to Anne Coulter?

      Oct 14, 2008 at 5:43 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • emb

      The Crypt-Keeper is the one on the left, right?

      I’m sorry; these painfully thin and brittle-looking bottleblondes all look alike to me.

      Oct 14, 2008 at 6:51 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • chadnnocal

      Poor Cindy… she tries so hard to be the face of compassionate conservatism, translation Republican bitch that smiles while passing legislation that destroys the rights of U.S. citizens.

      Oct 14, 2008 at 8:07 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·

      Here’s something truly scary:



      The Crypt Keeper has nothing on Obama’s Acorn!

      Oct 14, 2008 at 9:03 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • seitan-on-a-stick

      The Crypt Keeper is Hot!

      She: NOT!


      (Scroll Down)

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      A Father.

      A Son.

      An American Dynasty.

      See The Trailer!



      Oct 14, 2008 at 9:51 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Charles J. Mueller

      >I’m heartened to read that not a single commentator has had anything nice to say about Mrs. McCain!

      I always say, if you can’t say anything nice about someone, say nothing at all.

      “Nothing at all.”

      Oct 15, 2008 at 12:03 am · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • michael

      Since McCain’s and is wife are adulterers, what would we call Cindy McCain should he and Palin be able to steal the White House? First
      whore? First cunt? I have heard thats what he calls her. Maybe first slut? Regardless she’s no lady! I wrote focus on the family to ask them for ideas but they have yet to get back to me.

      Oct 15, 2008 at 3:00 am · @ReplyReply to this comment ·

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