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  • An Other Greek


    Why, Cindy McKain looks nothing like that with makeup!


  • osocubano

    I kept thinking Cindy looked familiar, but couldn’t quite put my finger on it…

  • Darth Paul

    No, Barbara Walters is the Crypt Keeper. Cindy McCain is clearly Chicken Lady.

  • gayinsf

    okay, my guess is the one on the left is Chur- chilly circa 1962 and the one on the right is Men-sar circa now … am I right, girls?

  • Mowan

    how dare she do that? The crypt keeper has never done anything wrong. Leave the crpyt keeper alone. Please.

  • sturtle

    It’s oddly appropriate that a beer heiress should have skin so amber.

    Personally, I think if she’d drink the blood of those virgin sacrifices instead of just bathing in it, she might get some color in her cheeks. (Apart from the yellow, I mean.)

  • Bob R

    Wow. Remarkable resemblance. They could have been separated at birth. John did say she put her makeup on with a trowel, didn’t he?

  • JJ

    I’m heartened to read that not a single commentator has had anything nice to say about Mrs. McCain!

  • REBELComx

    Didn’t we already make this comparison to Anne Coulter?

  • emb

    The Crypt-Keeper is the one on the left, right?

    I’m sorry; these painfully thin and brittle-looking bottleblondes all look alike to me.

  • chadnnocal

    Poor Cindy… she tries so hard to be the face of compassionate conservatism, translation Republican bitch that smiles while passing legislation that destroys the rights of U.S. citizens.

  • seitan-on-a-stick

    The Crypt Keeper is Hot!

    She: NOT!


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  • Charles J. Mueller

    >I’m heartened to read that not a single commentator has had anything nice to say about Mrs. McCain!

    I always say, if you can’t say anything nice about someone, say nothing at all.

    “Nothing at all.”

  • michael

    Since McCain’s and is wife are adulterers, what would we call Cindy McCain should he and Palin be able to steal the White House? First
    whore? First cunt? I have heard thats what he calls her. Maybe first slut? Regardless she’s no lady! I wrote focus on the family to ask them for ideas but they have yet to get back to me.

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