If you don’t vote Yes On 1 in Maine, school boys will be forced to wear dresses in the classroom and field hockey will be mandatory for school girls! The claims made in Stand 4 Marriage Maine’s first television ad, airing today, are just as ridiculous. (Jeremy Hooper already released his response.) So far, the only person starring in the group’s ads is Boston College Law School professor Scott T. Fitzgibbon, who’s also a member of the Society of Catholic Social Scientists, a front group for inserting scripture into academia and other fields. But when will the actors with those Maine accents, who were recruited by some faggy San Francisco film company, make their first showing?