This video is among a series causing a publicity nightmare for Domino’s Pizza. But also for average gays. Two gay employees filmed themselves doing disgusting things to customers’ food — sticking cheese up their nose, then putting it on the sandwich; farting on the food; wiping a pan with a sponge that was just wiping his bare butt (all of which you can see here) — and then, inviting legal action, uploaded it to YouTube. Kristy and Michael revel in their disgusting antics, which will cost Domino’s untold millions in brand damage and resuscitation costs. After seeing these clips, it’ll be impossible for anyone to order a pizza or sandwich again from them without thinking what untold grotesque activities took place between placing the order and eating. Burger King can sympathize.