Monsters and ghouls roam this American land, friends. Some of the most frightening ghouls in history currently stalk our streets, looking for gay souls to squash and civil rights to crash. Since sequels always have more gore, we’re featuring some of the foulest, gnarliest anti-gay activists. And, as you can see, we’re starting with the most hellish homo-hater: Fred Phelps.
Who hasn’t had a nightmare about Fred Phelps, the frighteningly fertile granddaddy of the Westboro Baptist Church? With nine equally hateful children – four had the sense to leave his ugly cloud – Phelps has established his church as one of the most vile, controversial organizations in America. The crew’s known for singing such inane slogans as “God Hates Fags” and “AIDS Cures Gays”. They’ve also taken to picketing soldier’s deaths, because, apparently, God hates America. Also, the big G-man hates Sweden, too.
In a 1999 press release, Phelps’ WBC asserted: “It’s NOT OK to be gay. It will damn the soul, destroy the life, and doom any nation that tolerates such evil. God Hates Fags is a profound theological statement, which America needs more than it needs oxygen or bread.” Oxygen and sustenance are necessary to sustaining mammalia.
Perhaps that explains Phelps and company’s disdain for human dignity, compassion and rationality: they’re lizard people.
Who knows what demons possessed this preacher man to use his influence for evil, but Bishop Harry Jackson’s become quite the unholy avenger for the Republican party. Based in Maryland and commanding a flock of about three thousand, Harvard Business School graduate Jackson believes the church should guide our governmental policy. A staunch Bush supporter during the 2004 election, one’s surprised the “good” Bishop doesn’t froth at the mouth when demonizing the homos. And we do mean “demonizing”
According to a piece written for Charisma Mag, we gays have a “satanic” strategy for dismantling America. Homos have waged a spiritual, generational, political and cultural war against traditional values. Of our so-called cultural plot, Jackson writes:
The gay community has used a definitive public relations strategy aimed at changing the way it is perceived and received. TV programs such as Queer Eye for the Straight Guy and Will & Grace have elicited sympathy for gays and lesbians, while Christians are increasingly being viewed as bigoted and insensitive.
Well, maybe if the anti-gay Christians had a better PR machine, people wouldn’t think them so fucking bigoted.
As the head of the High Impact Leadership Coalition, a collective of conservative black pastors, Jackson emphasizes the importance of father figures. Without them – well, we’re damned.
Historically when societies have gone off kilter, there has been rampant same-sex marriage, What tends to happen is that people tend to devalue the institution of marriage as a whole. People start rearing kids without two parents, and the black community already has this incredibly alarming and, if I may say, this shameful number of babies being born without fathers.
Jackson’s obviously never had a gay daddy.
[PS: Note the person directly behind Jackson has ghost eyes. Creepy.]
One of the wackiest additions to this list, Rabbi Yehuda Levin says he’d rather give Israel to the Arabs than expand gay rights. Oy! That’s quite a statement coming from a virulently Orthodox Jew who says the Reform movement’s worse than Hitler’s Holocaust ovens.
In a 2006 interview with right wing religious website Life Site News, Levin says: “It is far worse to allow the homosexualization of the Holy Land than to give back land to the Arabs”. He also plays with collective memory when calling the gay rights movement a “spiritual holocaust”:
There is something worse than taking an innocent person and exterminating them in this world, and that is when you take a person and exterminate him in this world and in the next world.
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Fight with every fiber of your being the spiritual holocaust, which is robbing the values of the Jewish people in Israel and of the Christian people worldwide.The most effective way of showing an opposition to the historic holocaust is to stop the holocaust of the spirit which is being perpetrated by the militant homosexual agenda.
We gays are less kosher than a ham and cheese sandwich, which we imagine the beastly Levin would eat before a tossed salad.
Ex-gay activists may be the scariest, because they pretend to know the inner workings of the the dark homo soul. James Hartline’s no exception. Since disavowing a lifelong “homosexual lifestyle” after contracting HIV, the Freddy Krueger look-a-like has pledged his earthly existence to confronting the “dark forces” gathering around San Diego. And, of course, the fags are one of the darkest of the dark forces.
Earlier this year, Hartline spearheaded the thick-headed Padres “Gay Day” protest. In an unrelated assault on the seemingly omnipotent gay agenda, Hartline draws not only on tried and true satanic sentiments, but socialist, as well!
I am a man with the greatest of concern for my fellow Christian. In my daily course of life, I see the great burden being thrust upon the American Christian by satanic forces who are determined to wipe out every vestige of Biblical influence in this once godly nation. Everyday, I speak with moms and dads who are brokenhearted that their sons and daughters have had their vulnerable minds hijacked by advocates representing the Spirit of Sodom. Those dark, socialistic engineers of a resurrected Sodom are determined, in their rebellion against the throne of God, to plant a massive crop of what the Bible calls the “Vine of Sodom”.
Hartline’s also taken a hard line against pornography. His father apparently had quite the collection of naughty mag, which Hartline told the 700 Club turned him gay.
Unable to fight his ungodly desires, Hartline testifies, he turned to a life of crime and sex, but always under a dark cloud:
I became habitually addicted to looking for relief from all of my suffering through homosexuality. I always knew that it was wrong. I was powerless, and I felt a sense of doom all the time.
Now that he’s found Jesus Christ, however, Hartline’s totally going to heaven. Or so he says.
We’d rather take our chances Krueger than live in this man’s delusional dream world.
Young, dumb and full of aplomb, Temple University graduate Michael Marcavage has quite a history of anti-gay activism. While studying at the aforementioned Temple, Marcavage protested a production of Terrance McNally’s gay flavored Corpus Christi. Marcavage apparently became so enraged over the show, university officials sent him to a mental hospital.
Now that he’s been released, Marcavage spends his time spouting utterly insane anti-gay bullshit. Consider this:
According to the Scriptures, it’s the government’s job to enforce God’s law and to uphold his law, and the Bible talks about how, I don’t want to really get into this – it’ll make me sound like I’m crazy – but it does talk about how [homosexuals] are to be put to death. The wages of sin is death. But I want to make [it] clear that I’m not advocating the [independent] killing of homosexuals….I’m saying that the government’s duty is to uphold God’s law…I know that’s harsh, but we have all broken the law, God’s law, and we need to be held accountable.
Marcavage has also said that God sent Hurricane Katrina to destroy New Orleans because of its gay circuit party, Southern Decadence.
No wonder Marcavage’s a “proud” virgin.
One of our favorite of the conservative nut jobs, Reclaiming Our Republic Campaign founder Madeline Crabb puts the cuck in cucko. This blond haired monster looks like she’s straight out of the eighties, but her political vision’s out of the dark ages. Not coincidentally, an unofficial scientific poll dates old Crabbie’s birth to about 614 AD. She’s immortal and spreads hate about supposedly immoral homos.
One of our Crabb’s most memorable moments came last year, when she railed against proposed same-sex marriage legislation: .
..[F]or those who still can’t understand why same-sex marriage is detrimental to society, then consider some of the homosexual’s unhealthy sexual practices: anal sex, “rimming,” and “fisting.” I will not describe these things here…
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Based just on the public health hazard, it is bad public policy to promote and encourage homosexuality. Yes, this is America and people can do whatever they want. But when we consider “mainstreaming” these kinds of dangerous, vile practices, we jeopardize all Americans. Hello! What are we thinking?
As if Crabb’s thoughtless politics aren’t scary enough, she regularly writes for anti-gay politico Alan Keyes’ website. Frightful!
Madeleine definitely isn’t the only wacky woman gunning for the gays. Jennifer Giroux‘s making quite a conservative name for herself with her pro-life advocacy and sheer lunacy. At last year’s Value Voters summit, while representing the Citizens for Community Values, Giroux famously declared, “The ultimate child abuse is placing a child in a gay home”.
Giroux also dropped jaws when she appeared on Scarborough Country to attempt an awkward link between abortion-hungry, gay loving America for the 2004 Tsunami in Thailand.
Well, you know, throughout history and reported early in the Bible, God has always used plagues, floods and natural disasters as a source of punishment.
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Look at what we’re looking with just in this country with cloning, homosexuality, trying to make homosexual marriages, abortion, lack of God in the schools, taking Jesus out of Christmas. I can’t pretend to know the mind of God. But, historically, there have been warnings. And God, who is all-loving and all-good, and he will not be mocked.
Can you believe such vile filth comes out of such a sweet looking woman? What a tragedy. Speaking of tragedy, Giroux’s got nine little offspring who she’ll no doubt indoctrinate with her horrific homophobia.
Our sperm just died of fright.
Jennifer Giroux can rest easy knowing Alan Sears fights for her litter’s homophobic rights. A lawyer by training and a crusader by practice, Sears believes gay sympathy in schools will destroy America, the world and, quite possibly, the entire universe:
Over the years I’ve seen first hand the number of adults, teachers, principals even homosexual activists who have zero to do with the public school getting involved in the homosexuals’ Day of Silence. And you know it’s pretty clear that many people believe these kids are just being used by homosexuals as mere pawns to fight for their right to sin and obviously the Day of Truth was greatly needed because these kids and faculty for that matter were getting railroaded by propaganda from these homosexual activists.
Wait – we gays are using children as pawns? Ha! Yeah fucking right. Sears and his Alliance Defense Fund create a queer specter simply to justify their childish policies. Clever? Kind of. Horrific? Most certainly.
Bishop Wellington Boone’s made it his mission to “please God by a lifestyle of holiness and humility”. That “lifestyle” includes taking the gays down a peg. Not only do our gay ways offend Atlanta-based Boone’s delicate sensibilities, gay guys aren’t even men!
Back in the days when I was a kid, and we see guys that don’t stand strong on principle, we call them “faggots.” A punk is – and our people, I’m from the ghetto, so sometimes it does come out a little bit. I got another one I’m gonna say in a minute – [laughter] – that don’t stand up for what’s right, we say, “You’re sissified out!” “You’re a sissy!” That means you don’t stand up for principles. And I just believe that God hasn’t called us to be sissies on a principle level. We’re called to be, to stand up and be men.
Boone isn’t content in taking aim solely at us gays. No, he’s got some words for those self-determined darkies: “I want to boldly affirm Uncle Tom. The black community must stop criticizing Uncle Tom. He is a role model.”
That’s some scary shit.
Don’t let Kevin McCullough near your children. We’ve got reason to believe he bites off their heads and drinks their blood. Sound unbelievable? Yeah, so are the conservative radio talking head’s descriptions of gay cultures:
The “gay” lifestyle does nothing to promote monogamous healthy relationships. Why? Because there is little, if anything, healthy about nihilism, narcissism and compulsive sexual addiction. Yet the community where these traits are not only seen, but also encouraged, is again among individuals wrapped up in the “gay life.”
It is damaging to families. Heck, it destroys them. The “alphas” in homosexual relationships, be they men or women, are many times recruiting younger partners. A vast percentage of those who enter the homosexual life do so after having been sexually initiated by an older person of their sex – be it consensual or not – it usually has the feel of enticement or seduction. Homosexuality also destroys families by preventing their future possibility. Frank and Charlie can’t have kids – at least not as God designed it. This basic, simple word picture should be easy to understand.
We totally understand: gays are made by pedophiles and once they’ve been fully inculcated with gay values, they go out looking for fresh meat. Also, children of gay people can’t have kids because – um, wait…what was that logic again? Oh, there wasn’t any! Perhaps McCullough’s so scary because he’s like a zombie: brainless. Again, keep him away from your children.
Stay tuned for Part Two of The 20 Most Frightful Anti-Gay Activists. Be. Very. Afraid.
Bryan
Well that graphic is just… graphic and fantastic.
Mrs Patrick Campbell
Would they like some large un-cut sizemeat?
http://www.hardgentle.com/
cjc
Maybe they’re all so hateful because they’re all so goddamned ugly.
DavidDust
He will be REALLY surpised when he goes straight to HELL after he dies……along with all us fags.
EdWoody
It’s interesting how not a single one of these people (and I use that term loosely) has any rationalisation for their homophobia besides this supposed “God” character whose mind they claim to know. Take Him out of the equation, and there’s not a single valid reason to hate us in the bunch.
Bill Perdue
It’s getting harder and harder to find distinctions between the dismal alliance of homobigoted popes, TV evangelists, Phelps, Slavic christians, jihadists, anglican archbishops and ‘real’ fascists.
With the example of US armed and led Sunni and Shiite jihadists running down and butchering gays and lesbians in Iraq and the Iranian mullahs hanging boys by the score, they’re becoming emboldened with the idea of punishing us like they did in the good old days.
From the Dark Ages until well into the 19th century, the world watched in horror as the awful meaning of the word ‘faggot’ was seared into peoples minds. One of the roman cult’s holiest observances is the Auto Da Fe (Act of the Faith). A calculated mix of pomp, solemnity, and edifying terror, it combines superstition with an early taste of hell.
The ceremony began with a procession of victims, and sermonizing about their evil ways. To focus the attention of the faithful the victim’s faces were scorched. Then more torture and sermons and it finally ended when the victims were burned alive.
Attendance was compulsory. During these gruesome rituals GLBT folk were murdered, because our lives were ‘sinful and offensive’. So were Jews, ‘witches’, i.e., midwives, heretics, rationalists, and the occasional family unlucky enough and rich enough to attract the notice of Inquisitors.
In the light of burning faggots people clearly saw a brutal warning; think long and hard before testing the patience of Holy Mother the Church, Inc. These ruthless lessons were provided by cults drenched, then as now, in scandal and corruption.
Michel
Afraid? Hell, I’m terrified! Shivering. Do, you, uh, think you could hold my hand? Thanks.
dizzyspins
1. I love the design sensability on those placards. Its very DIY–almost Barbara Krueger-esque!
2. Fred Phelps is a mentally unstable idiot–why do we (or anyone) still report on his rantings? Does the New York Post report on what the crazy homeless guy on the F train shouts as he craps himself?
Nikko
Kill them…kill’em all
Mrs Patrick Campbell
More than half of all AIDS diagnoses in the past several years in the United States have been made on the basis of a T-cell count and a “confirmed” positive antibody test – in other words, a deadly disease has been diagnosed over and over again on the basis of no clinical disease at all. And the leading cause of death in HIV-positives in the last few years has been liver failure, not an AIDS-defining disease in any way, but rather an acknowledged side effect of protease inhibitors, which asymptomatic individuals take in massive daily doses, for years.
Gregg
HIV causes AIDS.
Ignorance causes Mrs Patrick Campbell.
A diminished T-cell count IS a clinical disease.
Mrs Patrick Campbell
Not in our book, Miss R11.
Bobbi C
It’s a shame none of these people can follow the ONLY requirement of them from their personal lord and savior. ‘Do unto others as you would have them do unto you.’ Pathetic.
Matthew S
He is poster child of why we need to keep these freaks and their vile beliefs out of government. For remember that today it is gay people tomorrow it is other religions, namely the Wiccans, and the non believers
Tom C
Where are James Dobson and Elaine Donnelly?
GlasgowTallBoy
Mrs. Patrick Campbell,
Please, please don’t parrot the lines of HIV-denialists who still assert, to this day, that HIV does not cause AIDS. I don’t think you have any idea of the damage that your movement causes, or the sheer number of lives that your ranting cuts short, all predicated on a set of false assumptions undergirding a highly selective reading and misinterpretation of the data (and this is being charitable in the extreme)
I was born and raised in South Africa. The current President of that country, Thabo Mbeki, has embarrassed both the country and his office by refusing to acknowledge that HIV causes AIDS, even as hundreds of thousands of his fellow African citizens die horrible deaths, resulting when the immune systems of these men and women collapse under the onslaught of literally billions of viral particles attacking the cores of each infected persons’ immune system literally each and every day. The numbers continue to climb as men, women, and children continue to die. In early September 2006, at the International Conference on AIDS hosted in Toronto, South Africa’s Minister of Health, Dr. Manto Tshabalala-Msimang, was met with boos and hoots of derision when she denounced the role of antiretroviral drugs in the treatment of AIDS, and instead made the claim that a diet of African potatoes, garlic, lemon, and beetroot could keep the disease under control. When confronted with criticism of his handling of HIV / AIDS treatments, Mbeki insists that his detractors are all “racists” and that “traditional African medicine” is as effective, if not more so, than established, highly effective modern treatment regimens.
To quote from a letter signed by more than 60 internationally acclaimed scientists who have worked in the field of HIV research and who struggle, every day, to find better and more effective drugs to bring this plague under control: “To deny that HIV causes AIDS is farcical in the face of the scientific evidence; to promote ineffective, immoral policies on HIV/AIDS endangers lives; to have as health minister a person who now has no international respect is an embarrassment to the South African government. We therefore call for the immediate removal of Dr Tshabalala-Msimang as minister of health, and for an end to the disastrous, pseudo-scientific policies that have characterized the South African government’s response to HIV/AIDS.”
Don’t respond to concerns of this nature by calling me a “racist.†That won’t work – at least, not on me. I am gay and I had the good fortune to come to the US at a time when scientists were beginning to understand how AIDS was transmitted and how HIV incapacitates the human immune system. Nevertheless, I lost a person who I loved very dearly to this plague, and to be confronted with this rubbish on a message thread such as this is almost too sickening to stomach.
PHILIP
SyrenaV
There’s a trend here: a lot of these people have a stupid number of kids. When you have more than four children–I lived through this. I know.–it is not possible to see them as individuals. They are merely a group, with sections, perhaps, that you are teaching your values and sending into the next generation. These people are having veritable litters on purpose so they can spread their insanity even farther! (By the way: a good song to describe these people is “Insanity” by Oingo Boingo. It’s got some scary parallels.)
revtj
No, the most frightful anti-gay people are the moderates and those willing to slice transgender people to get their own rights secured. They are the same dangerous crowd MLK complained about in his Letter From a Birmingham Jail. Everybody knows where Phelps stands and he has the 1st amendment right to stand there, like it or not. But the 100s of churches and gay groups who live out a dont-ask-dont-tell policy in sublime ways in their organizations are hurting us now more than any deranged bigots ever could.
sfseeker
A suggestion for action: Know thine enemy/strike from within. I sign up for/join the mailing lists of every one of these hateful whack-job groups I find.
It not only gives them a false sense of security in the number of their supporters, getting on a postal mailing list hits them where it might hurt the most: their bank account. (As for email lists- that’s what your spam filters are for. Unless you actually want to read their crap to either: ruin your day or keep abreast of what they’re up to.)
p.s. Personal note: I encountered Phelps and his bunch (all 10 of them) during the March On Washington way back in 1993. It remains the only time in my life I’ve come face-to-face with pure evil. And I was terrified. And very very sad.
Goodness will prevail, eventually. It has to.
Keith
Dear Glasgow Tallboy –
It is not worth your time and words to try to convince “Mrs. Patrick Campbell”. You are trying to explain logibally to someone who is illogical! “Mrs. Patrck Campbell” show shows the worst of Americans by her written word.
Keith
Sorry – meant to write “logically” not “logibally” – mistyped!
georgie
This man is a fucking disgrace. he should be shot along with every other anti-gay loser. there is so many bigger things in life than whether someone chooses to like men or women…get over it for fucks sake get your head screwed on straight and get your priorities right. these activists can go straight to hell as far as im concerned they make the world that much worse a place to live in.
Tony P
I can’t believe that she can’t form a coherent sentence.
I love the way they try to correlate natural disasters with God. Sorry Cupcake but God had nothing to do with the plagues, floods, etc.
The Bible just tried to explain those things because they made no sense to those affected by it. Of course now we know that plagues are caused by bacteria or viruses, that floods are due to several factors, and the list goes on.
If you want to live the simple life, go to your Bible. Of course I’d like them to read the ENTIRE book, not just the Pentateuch. Once they’ve read it I’d like to quiz them.
Hell, half the religious assholes can’t name even four of the commandments.
zeami99
well done Queerty
daniel11211
god – I feel so sorry for this guy- he’s obviously in pain about his mother, and angry for serioconverting. He looks like he needs a huge cry. We’re not christian necessarily, but we should forgive this guy cause he’s operating out of fear
Vger
Re the early comment that the Phelps monster will go straight to hell, “along with all us fags.” It should be noted that the difference will be that when HE gets there, he WON’T be invited to all the best PARTIES!
(I’m an agnostic, so this was just too good to pass up…)
johnozed
So how did a loving god let him get beaten up everyday by his mom? lol.
Kristian Israel
LOL isent Fred Phelps the same guy thats on poletergeist=???
http://i2.photobucket.com/albums/y29/bleed_dry/happyka.jpg
him
Robert Selleck
My only questions to any homosexual persons listening: Do you believe in the continuation of the human species? If so, then how can you condone the continuation of homosexuality, since man/man or woman/woman cannot reproduce? Maybe all homosexuals should simply be placed in their own country somewhere, with no interference/contact from the “straight” world, (which is what they say they want and deserve in their own words) and then in, oh, a hundred years or so the homosexual world will be no longer. Can someone answer that “sensibly?”
Tony Allen
Robert Selleck – Yes, I can answer your question sensibly, parsay the country you mentioned was feasible, not that it in any way is due to amendment right violations unheard, there would still be development of homosexuals in the ‘straight’ world as you knew it. It is just something that happens, like when people are born physically attached to their twin, or born with both sets of genatalia. You would constantly have to ship off the new batches of homosexuals to this country… so if you can explain to me why you think it might be different, I’d be interested to hear it, this altogether detracts from the original topic of this page.
Fred Phelps is an ignorant baptist pig, having said that, I agree with him fully and completely, if he indeed determines to conjure up how he thinks the bible should be seen, he is quite right. This ‘convenient christ’ figure that I refer to as the loving god, or the forgiving god, is something that religious groups have used/created to make them feel better about their daily lives and how they go about living. I think if some is going to interpret the bible, they should in fact do it the way it is meant to be, prejudice, harsh, and honest. No sweet talking or sugar coating it.
tom
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Kenny Canry
United we stand
Divided we fall
Isn’t that right?
That’s the motto
The motto of this place
The place where people are killed
Innocent children put in danger
People injured and mourning
Jobs lost, wages lessened,
People yelling out of cars
Others hurt and dying
Simply because of their race
United we stand
Divided we fall
Isn’t that right?
The heavy burden
Of suppression
Weighs upon us.
Not being allowed
To be who we want to be
To love who we want to love
Silence will kill us
But being out
Might kill us too.
Hurt and loss and blood
Simply because of
Sexual orientation and gender identity
United we stand
Divided we fall
Isn’t that right?
We know the stares we get
Don’t think we don’t see them
We aren’t treated as equals
Can’t you see we’re the same as you?
We are hurt to the bone
By the looks you give us
Just because we don’t move like you
And if we cant see them,
We can certainly feel them
For once,
Treat us like
The human beings we are.
(All:)
United we stand
Divided we fall
Isn’t that right?
Hate affects us all
No matter what you do
Hate is the thing
That brings you and me and every person down.
Differences are not frightening
Nor are they dangerous
They should not be hated
We are divided
We will fall
If hate is not countered.
sam
yes kill all FAGS….God hates FAGS…..