STATE SCHOOL GIRLS
You’ve seen them flocking into the show in droves: North Face sweaters (really?), Ugg boots (really?), and their hair slicked back in a ponytail that shines (REALLY?!). They don’t give a shit if this is a tour is for her latest album; they’re here for the nostalgia factor.
Good luck enjoying the concert if you’re standing next to this giggly gaggle.
If they’re not busy readjusting their leggings and gabbing about Twitter mid-concert, they’re elbowing you to take their picture with all five of their cameras slung around your arm. Oh, and as for the music? You try enjoying Britney’s pre-recorded vocals with “SING …BABY ONE MORE TIME!” ringing in your ears for 90 minutes.