The fourth installment of Logo’s The A-List Dallas quieted down after the fireworks of the last couple of episodes. Once again, the real drama took place off-screen as sharp-eyed gossip hounds believed they found castmaste Levi Crocker’s fabled package on Grindr.
The main storyline this week centered on a forthcoming launch party for Inch Wear, Levi’s underwear line. Our burgeoning entrepreneur ambles through one scene after another with party planners, prospective models and stylists—who appear to grow on trees in Dallas—and reflexively hits on everyone. A castwide argument towards the end of this episode centers on professionalism (more on that later) but on this specific point, Levi is clueless.
He openly leers at the male models he’s supposed to be hiring to display his scanties and doesn’t seem to notice when they grin uneasily. And nobody calls him on it. Oh, Levi.
Taylor the Terrible’s reign of villainy takes a back seat this episode as Chase—he of the hairy man-cleavage (“I’m in a cub phase”), shellacked follicles and quippy one-liners—ostensibly plots revenge for Taylor having accidentally-on-purpose knocked Levi and Phillip into the pool during his own party. But as the episode unfolds Chase reveals another motive: he wants Levi for himself in order to punish Taylor. This will quickly become clear to everybody watching but inevitably flies right over Levi’s head.
If you’re counting, that’s a third castmate dicktimized by our sex-obsessed cowboy/underwear mogul.
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