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A-List‘s Derek Saathoff Blames Toddlers and Tiaras For Giving Tanorexic Jersey Mom Wrong Idea

For gay comment on the whole tanorexic Jersey mom who brought her 5-year-old daughter to the tanning salon story, Queerty reached out to reality-TV star Derek Saathoff, proprietress of spray-tan line/The A-List plotline Tansexual.

“I feel really sad for the child,” said Saathoff. “I was asked to be a part of Toddlers and Tiaras to spray-tan a child and I said no. Children have one childhood and parents shouldn’t use that for their selfish reasons. I totally blame that show.”

So we wondered: Has he been watching Eden’s World, the show that headlines Logo’s rebrand from gay TV about gay folks to gayish TV about all folks and some gays?

“No, and neither has America,” slammed Saathoff (pictured below if you need a little memory refresher). “I’m sorry, but a six-year-old cannot hold an hour of television. From what I hear it’s the adults that behave badly for the hour. It’s disgusting to think that female viewers will come to Logo to watch that show.”

Meow! We wonder what Eden’s mom or publicist would have to say to that?

On:           May 4, 2012
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    • Joe

      who the hell is Derek Saathoff?

      May 4, 2012 at 10:38 am · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Ryan

      Are people allowed to have opinions if they are or have ever been on reality TV? I thought there was some sort of exemption.

      May 4, 2012 at 11:06 am · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Cam

      Wow, he is as orange as that mother.

      May 4, 2012 at 11:12 am · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Jacob

      ummmm yeah he may be orange, but he doesnt go to the tanning bed, he spray tans, so he’s completely different from her.

      May 4, 2012 at 12:15 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Sohobod

      His forehead is too big and his mouth is too small. And by the look of him
      I bet he’s horrible to waiters.

      May 4, 2012 at 1:09 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Mk_ultra_again

      Sage words from the old girl.

      May 4, 2012 at 5:44 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·

      OH-M-GEE!! His mouth is sooooo tiny, and somebody please tell me that this woman don’t have her lips lined with black eyeliner. Gud Gawd, where do these people come from???? I just can’t anymore. Good Nite.

      May 4, 2012 at 10:36 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Larry

      @Sohobod: please post your photo so we can all comment…I’m sure it will provide hours of fun for all

      May 4, 2012 at 10:57 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • BlogShag

      And she’s only 42? Why does she look like 62? Stupid whiteys. Jeeez. Sad thing is, that’s actually one of the better pictures of her. The other photos of her, she looks like a burn patient

      May 5, 2012 at 1:03 am · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • DouggSeven

      Someone seems bitter that their terrible, rehearshed and scripted reality show wasn’t renewed.

      May 5, 2012 at 1:14 am · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • vince b.

      That woman looks like she’s off her meds.

      May 5, 2012 at 9:56 am · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Gay Bacon

      Love the aqua, hate the orange…

      May 5, 2012 at 5:29 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • tjr101

      She looks like a brown leather bag I use to have.

      May 5, 2012 at 9:04 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Cam

      @Jacob: said…

      “ummmm yeah he may be orange, but he doesnt go to the tanning bed, he spray tans, so he’s completely different from her.”

      No, actually I wasn’t commenting on the the safety of spray tanning v. tanning beds. I was commenting on how stupid they both looked in that bright carrot orange color. How they got it doesn’t change the fact that they both look completely ridiculous.

      May 5, 2012 at 9:12 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Gay Bacon

      I wouldn’t be surprised if this spray tanning goes the way of The 1st colony in The Hunger games; bright blue and purple ppl walking everywhere.

      May 6, 2012 at 7:31 am · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Henry Page

      In Britain we have a ‘celebrity’ called Katie Price AKA ‘Jordan’ and she looks like she takes a bath in Sunny Delight … here’s a photo of her doing her gym ‘workout’


      May 7, 2012 at 2:08 am · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
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