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The Adam Shankman + Miley Cyrus Collaboration Is Nearly Upon Us

You might have heard about The Last Song, the latest flick from homogay super-producer (and newest permanent So You Think You Can Dance judge) Adam Shankman, back in June when he posed “proactively” with a then 16-year-old Miley Cyrus (who turns 17 today!), star of the teenage-family film. It was a minor PR nightmare that arrived on the heels of Nigel Lythgoe making fun of those two male dancers, but was quickly extinguished. Well editors have finally cut enough footage to put together a trailer, and while the film doesn’t arrive until April 2 of next year, it’s lovely reminder that one of Hollywood’s most influential gays is forcing The Miley down our throats.