Is U.S. Marines reservist Jasen Bruce the most deplorable guy here, or his attorney? After taking a tire iron to the head of a Greek Orthodox priest visiting from Crete — who approached Bruce looking for directions — the Marine’s lawyer now says the only reason he went after the Rev. Alexios Marakis is because the priest tried grabbing for his genitals. (He also claimed Marakis was a terrorist, who said “Allahu Akbar” as he approached him.) Police, apparently, aren’t buying it. And the real twist? Bruce knows more about fulfilling the fantasies of gay men than he let on; he’s modeled for AllAmericanGuys.com, a site geared toward gay men.