WILD QUEENDOM

The Animal Kingdom Has A Sassy Gay Narrator

LOGO and Animal Planet should take note of YouTuber Christopher Gordon, who adds hilarious voice-overs to National Geographic nature specials as his alter-ego Randall. Take the honey badger for instance. It may sound like a cute pet name for your boo, but Randall knows real honey badgers are hungry little bastards that don’t give a shit—they just take what they want, whether its the heads of venomous cobras or the unborn babies of African killer bees.

What might Randall have to say about the Daffy Jesus Lizard?