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The Biggest Bulges in Video Games

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When you’re a video game designer responsible for a project that’s going to be marketed at teenage boys, there are some important considerations: What should the guns and rocket launchers look like? How realistic should the background atmosphere be? And most importantly: After deciding how big to make the lady characters’ breasts, how big should the dudes’ packages be? The general answer: These ain’t no Ken dolls.

Crispy Gamer put together 10 of the most, um, pronounced bulges in video gaming.

Above: Solid Snake, Metal Gear Solid 4: Guns of the Patriots

The King, Katamari Damacy

Fredo, The Godfather II

Chris Redfield, Resident Evil 5

Master Chief, Halo 3

Hulk Hogan, WWE Legends of WrestleMania

Marcus Fenix, Gears of War 2

Fawkes, Fallout 3

Matt Hazard, Eat Lead: The Return of Matt Hazard

M. Bison, Street Fighter IV

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