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The Biggest Bulges in Video Games


When you’re a video game designer responsible for a project that’s going to be marketed at teenage boys, there are some important considerations: What should the guns and rocket launchers look like? How realistic should the background atmosphere be? And most importantly: After deciding how big to make the lady characters’ breasts, how big should the dudes’ packages be? The general answer: These ain’t no Ken dolls.

Crispy Gamer put together 10 of the most, um, pronounced bulges in video gaming.

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