Hey, remember that bi dude with two penises who (literally) bared all on Reddit last January? Well, he’s back with a new memoir.
In Double Header: My Life with Two Penises, Diphallus Dude (not his real name, obviously) dishes on growing up with diphallia, an extremely rare condition which occurs in 1 in 5.5 million men in the U.S.
In a new interview with Rolling Stone, the anonymous author, who posesses two 10-inch long uncut penises, says, “Before I was ‘DoubleDickDude’ no one cared about what I had to say. Since then, I’ve been able to help people who felt alone or lost.”
He says he wrote Double Header: My Life with Two Penises for them.
“I’ve gotten so many messages from people who need encouragement for one thing or another,” he explains. “With so much negativity in the world, the ability to bring something positive to the table is a great feeling.”
In the memoir, he details the practicalities of living with diphallia, discussing his childhood, how he lost his virginity, and a “wild streak of sexual adventures fresh out of high school.”
But don’t get too excited, fellas. He says he will never reveal his true identity for fear of becoming a target for paparazzi and lusty fans.
“If Superman revealed to the world he was Clark Kent, he would never ever be left alone,” he says. “If I went public and on camera, from that moment I’d be the guy with two dicks, not me.”
Here are a few highlights from the interview:
On how his lovers respond to his two penises:
It varies. Sometimes I’ve surprised them, which didn’t always end well. It really depends on the person and how long I’ve been dating them. During the time when I was all about one-night stands, I’d surprise them. The girls were always difficult. Guys were always game for action, even the guys who identified as straight.
On the time he broke one of his penises during rough sex:
I was double-penetrating a guy who was extremely loose in the back end. I’d been hammering them both in for probably an hour or two and he kept baring down which almost pushed them out a few times. Near the end he bared down extremely hard which pushed his inside against me and my right one ended up going at an angle that made it bend and pop out in mid-thrust. The bend hurt almost more than the torn skin. It broke a blood vessel in the right one that took a long time to heal.
On getting a blowie from a straight guy:
[A] guy I met since my AMA, who identifies as straight, that said, “I’m going to blow you because I want to piss off all my gay buddies.” It cracked me up at first but then when he actually started doing the deed I was impressed.