Hey, remember that bi dude with two penises who (literally) bared all on Reddit last January? Well, he’s back with a new memoir.
In Double Header: My Life with Two Penises, Diphallus Dude (not his real name, obviously) dishes on growing up with diphallia, an extremely rare condition which occurs in 1 in 5.5 million men in the U.S.
In a new interview with Rolling Stone, the anonymous author, who posesses two 10-inch long uncut penises, says, “Before I was ‘DoubleDickDude’ no one cared about what I had to say. Since then, I’ve been able to help people who felt alone or lost.”
He says he wrote Double Header: My Life with Two Penises for them.
“I’ve gotten so many messages from people who need encouragement for one thing or another,” he explains. “With so much negativity in the world, the ability to bring something positive to the table is a great feeling.”
In the memoir, he details the practicalities of living with diphallia, discussing his childhood, how he lost his virginity, and a “wild streak of sexual adventures fresh out of high school.”
But don’t get too excited, fellas. He says he will never reveal his true identity for fear of becoming a target for paparazzi and lusty fans.
“If Superman revealed to the world he was Clark Kent, he would never ever be left alone,” he says. “If I went public and on camera, from that moment I’d be the guy with two dicks, not me.”
Here are a few highlights from the interview:
On how his lovers respond to his two penises:
It varies. Sometimes I’ve surprised them, which didn’t always end well. It really depends on the person and how long I’ve been dating them. During the time when I was all about one-night stands, I’d surprise them. The girls were always difficult. Guys were always game for action, even the guys who identified as straight.
On the time he broke one of his penises during rough sex:
I was double-penetrating a guy who was extremely loose in the back end. I’d been hammering them both in for probably an hour or two and he kept baring down which almost pushed them out a few times. Near the end he bared down extremely hard which pushed his inside against me and my right one ended up going at an angle that made it bend and pop out in mid-thrust. The bend hurt almost more than the torn skin. It broke a blood vessel in the right one that took a long time to heal.
On getting a blowie from a straight guy:
[A] guy I met since my AMA, who identifies as straight, that said, “I’m going to blow you because I want to piss off all my gay buddies.” It cracked me up at first but then when he actually started doing the deed I was impressed.
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I bought it, but I haven’t had a chance to read it yet. I follow him on Twitter and have found him to be super articulate and funny. The story about the straight guy blowing him to piss of the straight guy’s (jealous) gay friends cracks me up. Doesn’t surprise me that the guys he’s hooked up with are more willing to go through with it than the girls.
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Two TEN INCH units?????
I am very sorry speaking for all us average sized dudes, there is absolutly no justice from the peen fairy!!!
“…who posesses two 10-inch long uncut penises…”
Actually he said on the reddit (which you linked to) that the right one is 7 inches, and the left one is 6 inches. NOT two 10-inchers, although I’m still very impressed 🙂
@LandStander: And that is about how big each appears in the pictures he posted on reddit as well. I do not know where Rolling Stone is getting the 10-inch figure.
If it happens 1nce for every 5.5 million guys, I’m surprised the others haven’t told the world with pride!
My god! Twenty inches of penis on one man. He definitely won the penis lottery.
Two c @ c k s on one man? Ah, no. Sorry. I’ll pass. I had to specialize to get around the stupid Queerty word lock on “c @ c k.”
@Desert Boy: ?õ?k. Çô?k. No trouble here.
this guy is fake. I saw the pics of his anatomy. Pic weas doctored. Same unit, photographed in two poses, then blended into one pic.
I’m not trying to spoil the fun here, but … well, I guess I am. Okay, have fun. He’s got two dicks. It’s sexy!
@PLAYS WELL WITH OTHERS: Lol exactly I was like… I hate you fate haha.
I totally understand his reasoning to remain anonymous, but god damn the curiosity of what his face looks like is killing me 😛
@ Demented, The reason the other men with 2 dicks probably dont come out and show them off is because usually men with diphallia do not have two relatively normal and fully functional members. Usually the 2nd penis is more of a vestigial organ. They are smaller, misshapen, and not fully functional. This man is even more rare then the 1 in 5.5 million because he has two above average dicks that both become erect and can ejaculate, and that is not something that has been recorded in medical history. I would love to meet this guy, I really am dying to know what he looks like. His online persona is so awesome, I can only imagine he is a pretty fun guy in person. But yeah, Id be a liar if I said I didnt want to try to take them both.
This is kind of like the gay version of the circus Bearded Lady.
I get the impression that he’s padding many of his activities, ( to his favor) to be more colorful, desirable and interesting. There is no way in hell that I would ever believe that most guys, ( knowing how visually stimulating guys are) will not bat an eye, and continue on with the act. A double dick surprise will startle, shock, gross,disturb jar ,upset and just be a flat out turn off for most.
I think this upfront bravado and so-called confidence is a mask for insecurity, at being different: and to sell books…
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Excellent points, as I am sure most of us did I cyberstrolled around the internets to see pictures of this and most were freak show looking, as you described including guys with multiple peen.
This guy has two normal formed peen, and he has what looks like a nice slim body with a hot happy trail that leads to a most unusual fork in the road at the end of that particular trail! :p
1000% co-sign as above looks like nice body would love to see what the third head on that body looks like :p
10 inches? On the reddit thread and his website, he descries them in the 6-7 inch range.
would it be physically possible for a guy to be conscious with two erect 10 inch penises? It takes a certain amount of blood for A penis to be erect. So, at some point (maybe at some degree of hardness) it would be physically difficult to be conscious with erect 7 and 6 inch penises
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OMG……..I just went to Rolling Stone article and then to his accounts and he shows a very hot pic of his dueling peen…..
And then shows a pic of his “ruined crunt” and I don’t know what the hell I was looking at!!! But kinda sorta immediatley in a nano second eliminated all the attraction to this guy I kinda sorta had….. 🙁
I would imagine that in most cases if a child is born with 2 penises, and one was not fully functional, that it would be surgically removed soon after birth. They often do this with extra fingers and toes.
This guy has a deformity. It’s a deformity that marks him as being different. Sexually, it’s not something that most people would find appealing.
@cognitojoe: ok, thank you for the explanation. I don’t know much about this phenomenon.
@jason smeds: Have you asked “most people”?
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