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The Carrie Prejean Calendar Where She Keeps Her Shirt On


The Clare Both Luce Policy Institute is a leading, which we’re pretty sure is a glorified astrology publisher, just released its 2010 “Great American Conservative Women.” Featured inside are American treasures like Ann Coulter, Michelle Malkin, and this great nation’s newest inductee into the ‘hood, Carrie Prejean. This is a departure for Ms. Prejean, who is not used to posing so, uh, conservatively.

“I was so honored to be in the calendar as one of the great American conservative women,” says Prejean. “As a former beauty queen, it’s refreshing to be taken seriously” — perhaps unaware that appearing in a calendar is the quickest way to become a bigger joke than you are.