The Catholic Vicar Set to Marry His Much Younger Boyfriend. In A Church

Colin Coward — a 65-year-old former vicar at St. John the Baptist Catholic Church in Wiltshire, England — will marry his 25-year-old Nigerian boyfriend Bobby Ikekhuame Egbele, a fashion designer and model, in a civil partnership later this year. Of course we all know it’s just a sham ceremony so Bobby can get his citizenship papers. You know how those homosexuals are always exploiting marriage laws for immigration purposes. Following the ceremony, they’re planning a service at, yep, the St. John the Baptist church. I don’t really understand how they’re going to get away with it, but hey, I’m game if there’s wafers.