Maybe your member has you strutting around town with hubris equivalent to a Wall Street tycoon in a Maserati.
Well, guess what, it’s not that special.
Or perhaps you think what you’re packing is a little off, opting to always turn off the lights when things get intimate.
Guess what, it’s definitely not that weird.
As evidenced in the video below, biologically speaking, human phalluses are hardly the most impressive or intriguing junk in the animal kingdom. The two guys explaining the anatomical abnormalities are, however, totally adorable.
We must have missed this exhibit at the zoo.
Stache99
Interesting stuff. Makes me want to check out the Penis Museum in Iceland now.
DickieJohnson
LMFAO! We wont see this on NatGeo Channel.
Charlie in Charge
Feeling very fortunate to not be a duck, beetle, or octopus right now.
Mezaien
WO how lucky I am to have what I have! men love it.
gyntlgynt
Hey,the Pig also has a corkscrew penis and it spins like a screwdriver.