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The Craziest Penises Found In Nature Will Make You Rethink All Junk

Screen Shot 2014-07-22 at 8.31.41 AMMaybe your member has you strutting around town with hubris equivalent to a Wall Street tycoon in a Maserati.

Well, guess what, it’s not that special.

Or perhaps you think what you’re packing is a little off, opting to always turn off the lights when things get intimate.

Guess what, it’s definitely not that weird.

As evidenced in the video below, biologically speaking, human phalluses are hardly the most impressive or intriguing junk in the animal kingdom. The two guys explaining the anatomical abnormalities are, however, totally adorable.

We must have missed this exhibit at the zoo.

On:           Jul 22, 2014
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    • Stache99

      Interesting stuff. Makes me want to check out the Penis Museum in Iceland now.

      Jul 22, 2014 at 12:19 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • DickieJohnson

      LMFAO! We wont see this on NatGeo Channel.

      Jul 22, 2014 at 1:51 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Charlie in Charge

      Feeling very fortunate to not be a duck, beetle, or octopus right now.

      Jul 22, 2014 at 5:39 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Mezaien

      WO how lucky I am to have what I have! men love it.

      Jul 23, 2014 at 2:32 am · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • gyntlgynt

      Hey,the Pig also has a corkscrew penis and it spins like a screwdriver.

      Jul 23, 2014 at 2:16 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·

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