The Craziest Penises Found In Nature Will Make You Rethink All Junk

Screen Shot 2014-07-22 at 8.31.41 AMMaybe your member has you strutting around town with hubris equivalent to a Wall Street tycoon in a Maserati.

Well, guess what, it’s not that special.

Or perhaps you think what you’re packing is a little off, opting to always turn off the lights when things get intimate.

Guess what, it’s definitely not that weird.

As evidenced in the video below, biologically speaking, human phalluses are hardly the most impressive or intriguing junk in the animal kingdom. The two guys explaining the anatomical abnormalities are, however, totally adorable.

We must have missed this exhibit at the zoo.